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Message from France to Master
Doug:
Now that everyone is signed on, when will the game officially start? I
will be out of town on Friday PM and Saturday and want to be prepared. I
do not need a deadline extension, just please do not start the press
Friday at Noon. It is bad to miss the first two days of a new game. :-)
Why did I not get notices when other players signed on? Is the game
silent or something? I really do not understand all those flags. But I
am guessing that we will not get to know who to be annoyed with when
they are late? :-)
Regards,
Roger
Message from Master to all
Welcome to 'titleist', the championship game of the 2000-01
Vermont Group Full Press Tournament. The first round reduced
49 players down to 21 and the second round reduced us down to
these seven. They've earned their way into the final and I
wish them the best.
The name 'titleist' refers to the fact that the winner will
consider himself the champion or title-holder for full-press
Diplomacy in the Vermont Group. This winner will be a soloist,
or the largest member of a draw. If the two largest members
of a draw are of equal size, they will be declared co-titleists.
'titleist' is also a very popular brand of golf balls and
golf equipment, which fits in well with the tendencies of your
game master. :-)
I'm capturing all partial press for display as a showcase game,
so keep in mind that your words will be recorded for posterity.
Keep the potty mouth to a minimum. ;-)
I've set the press to WGP-, and moved the first deadline to Friday,
July 13. There are two players who are in and out a bit early
on, so I don't want anyone short changed in the first season.
Let's come out swinging!
Doug
Message from France to all
Bonjour Europe and La Grande Assemblage of Observers.
Je m'appelle Prince Xavier Boar!
My father has grown ill and my brother, the Dauphin, has
taken over the day to day running of France. Since the
eldest tends to inherit the property and titles, most
often the second eldest turns to a religious education.
I am no different. But being the son of the King of
France, I could not follow a career in the Clergy,
therefore I have settled for being the spiritual leader
of France. I leave the teaching of religion to our
Bishops and the Church; I focus instead on philosophy and
the arts. Given that I am a "people person", by brother
has allowed me the privilege of being France's embassy to
Europe.
I pledge to take up this office with vigor and faithfully
fulfill my duty to both France and my neighbors in
Europe. I leave you with this motto which describes
myself, my brother, and our father.
France, her pen, her sword, and her legacy.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Germany
Friend in Germany,
My first letter goes to you as I see a potential strong
ally and a very important neighbor. Before we get into
the details of troop movements and treaties, I ask the
favor of discussing a philosophical issue with you. I
have often wondered at the parallelism between the
English-German relationship and the Turkish-Austrian one.
So many people feel that the Turkish-Austrian alliance
is untenable, strongly favoring Turkey. Austria gets
caught up between two wings of Turkish units and
eventually those wing collapse in an effective betrayal
and stab. I understand that there are times when the
alliance can be effective, but so very often the Austrian
refuses to consider it; and when he opts for it, he
regrets it.
When I look at the northern situation, the English-German
situation looks greatly parallel. Yet there is so often
an English-German alliance. I have often seen the Brit
collapse on the German with a might stab. But the German
is so seldom loath to engage in such a dangerous
alliance. To top off the situation, England has such an
strong defensive position and Germany has all those
coastal centers exposed to the British fleets.
I am sure that my humble strategic abilities are missing
the obvious. I have asked the Dauphin, but he gets
frustrated when I do not follow his lightening fast
explanations of fleets and armies and key supply centers.
Perhaps can you fill me in why Germany would consider
such a seemingly lopsided alliance? This would clear a
cloudy mystery with which I have struggled. In addition,
armed with that knowledge I may better argue with you why
France would be a superior ally.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to England
Friend in England,
I send the warmest greetings from France. Before we
struggle over necessary, but boring, details such as
demilitarized zones and distribution of supply centers, I
thought I might start with a discussion of philosophy.
France's goal is to find a loyal and constant ally and,
under the strength of that friendship, advance to the end
game. You will not find France to be a country that
constantly changes side at a whim and for a small gain.
We seek a long term, steadfast, ally with whom we can
evenly divide the gains.
On a further philosophical note, I have long wondered why
the Turkish-Russian alliance is call the Juggernaut. It
seems to me that the English-French alliance is just as
strong. It also has the advantage in that it does not
get stalled against an alliance of equal strength. In
the T-R case, the Italian-Austrian alliance opposes it.
I suppose that a Germany-Italian alliance may stall an
active English-French alliance, perhaps with some Russian
help. It just seems silly to talk in awe about the TR
alliance when the EF alliance can be just as effective.
Perhaps you can enlighten me on what my humble strategic
mind is missing. I have asked the Dauphin, but he gets
frustrated when I do not follow his lightening fast
explanations of fleets and armies and key supply centers.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Italy
Friend in Italy,
I look forward to many conversations with you. I hope
that they will be filled with arguments for influencing
each others policies and activities in opposite ends of
Europe. I would dread that they would pertain to
discussions pertaining to a possible or, I shudder at the
thought, actual invasions by one of us on the other. I
believe that both our countries can benefit from a strong
and active peace between our countries.
In fact, I have read many military articles on the
subject. Usually I must turn to the Dauphin to explain
them due to though my limited strategic capabilities.
However on the subject of Italian-French interaction I am
please to say that I have followed them quite well. They
claim that it is not in Italy's best interest to engage
in an attack on France. In such a case Germany and
England tend to take the Lion's share, and eventually
Italy's share of the spoils. The articles go so far as
to say that it is not in Italy's best interest to see
France defeated by Germany and England. And if France is
invaded, they suggest that Italy should step in to help
defend France, often by putting pressure on Germany
through Tyrolia.
I wonder what you think of these ideas. Is this common
thinking in Italy? Or do you believe it to be a load of
bunk, probably written by a Frenchman posing as a
military expert.? I realize that it is difficult to
generalize, but I would like to here your ideas, if only
to enlighten me further on this topic. I am particularly
interested in hearing your thoughts on a long lasting
peace and complete demilitarization of our border.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Austria
Austria,
I send my welcome to you and hope to develop a strong
relationship. Although it is not impossible for us to
interact immediately, I realize that it is unlikely. I
do hope that a time may soon approach where we may
interact. Therefore a long standing line of open
communication will be a great asset at that time. If you
have nothing else to say at the time, send me a good
poem or even a funny joke. The former I will appreciate
and the latter can be used to amuse my father as he
rests.
If you are willing to share this information, I would
like to be kept informed about your relationship with
Italy. I will pledge to do the same. Rest assured that
any information you give me will not leave my desk. I
have a handy Shredder2000 that I will use religiously to
destroy such information. Well, it is actually a Monk
who likes to eat paper, but he is quite effective. I
will never pass on your messages or information.
As a sign of good faith I will tell you that I seek to
have a neutral relationship with Italy. That may allow
you to develop a strong relationship with Italy to turn
back any Juggernaut that may develop.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Russia
Russia:
Greetings from France. Our countries seem so far apart
and yet we have so many common areas of interest. I
suspect that for at least the first year we may not need
to directly interact. But we may be share information
and work together to setting up a commonly desired
situation in the West and East.
Do you have any strong preferred paths to glory? I once
knew a composer who insisted that writing a single
masterpiece was the best way to fame and fortune and he
would not play in public anything that he considered to
be less than that. Meanwhile others have steadily played
small performances and improved their fame slowly. I
know not which is the best course, but expect that there
are many routes to one's desires. And I believe that
this is true in Diplomacy as well. Whether we arrange
the defect of England and then press Germany between us,
or the opposite does not matter in the end. There are
certainly other options as well. I suspect that the path
that we follow may not present itself openly for a year
or two as plans much remain secret and until an open war
is declared, we will not know for sure the truth.
At any rate, I look forward to many interesting
conversations. I promise that they will be less
confusing than this message! I should not write when it
is late! The candle grows low in the holder.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Turkey
Turkey:
I send my warmest greetings to you. Of all the great
powers, I realize that we will have the least amount of
interaction in the near term. However, the day may soon
come, our mutual gods willing, when we may be able to
interact. I pledge to continue to talk with you until
that glorious day arrives. Meanwhile we can share
information and a good oaths when things go poorly.
I hope that you will not attempt to turn Italy my way. I
will pledge to not do the opposite. Perhaps you can talk
Italy into attacking Austria? Anyone but one of us!
Best of luck to you.
-- Prince Boar
Message from Germany to France
Prince Boar
A very interesting opening. Let's do as you suggest and look at a FG
alliance from the same perspective of AT.
I'll admit that there has been times when I've done exactly as you
say. I've been Austria and basically refused to ally with Turkey. For
exactly the same reasons that you state. Turkey has to go around both
sides of Austria. Creating a pincher which can snap shut at any time.
I'll also admit that that I made a mistake in rejecting Turkey from the
start. It turned out that Turkey was the superior player. He was also
much easier to work with than my allies. Perhaps a AT wouldn't work in
the long run, but I wish that I had a least tried it for a few years. I
would have enjoyed that game much better. I won't make that mistake a
2nd time.
Turning to the FG situation, there are similarities and differences.
The biggest difference is that France doesn't have to completely
envelope Germany as in the case of Turkey around Austria. There is the
southern option, which is available to France. France can move against
Italy without raising much concern in the German homeland at all.
This, in fact, will leave Germany to undertake 'adventures' to the
northwest. England would be a problem under this scenario. If either
Germany or France attacks England with too much force the other will
become very suspicious. Three French fleets north of the MAO and
Germany will be sweating bullets. Similarly, a couple of German fleets
in the North Sea and beyond, coupled with two armies near the French
border and the French will wonder about blitzkrieg.
Turning to another subject. I'm greatly looking forward to this game.
The other rounds of this tournament played our quite differently than
normal full press games. When the only goal is to get to the next round
it's easy to play for the draw. Now that there are no more next rounds
we all must go for the win. I suspect that we'll see this game ebb and
flow like nothing that has gone before. I wonder (out loud) if a
superior strategy might be to partner up with someone through the mid
game, and at that time both 'partners' go for the win.
Fred
Message from Germany to all
Hear Ye. Hear Ye. The Great Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire
Frederick XXXIV extends his well wishes and salutations to all the
other noble rulers of Europe. Emissaries of the higher order are on
their way to your capitals. They bear gifts of great value and mystery.
Please receive them with kindness and wisdom.
Emperor Frederick.
Message from England to France
My dearest Prince Boar,
Greetings, old chap.
Forget about the Hundred Years War and the Seven Years War and Napoleon and
all of that. They were just wee misunderstandings. What say we start
afresh?
In short, I am not adverse to joining forces for the purpose of harassing
Huns, Lombards, Slavs, and Turks. My suspicion is that you are an
experienced and highly successful master at this trade, and I would much
rather have you on my side.
May I also say, by way of introduction, that I think you will find me an
easy-going ally who listens, who responds quickly, who stays calm, and who
has a sense of humor. Even though I try very hard and attend to detail,
nevertheless I'm in it for fun and don't take this business too seriously.
Your colorful prose does not mask an essential message that I find very
attractive. Your philosophy of loyalty and constancy suggests that you
find long-term alliances to be a key for success. I couldn't agree more.
While I certainly wish to give all my neighbors a hearing, it would
surprise me if any of them offer friendship in terms more inviting than
yours. You and I are off to a very good start, old chap.
Courteously,
Ivy Wingo
Message from England to all
To: diplomats of Europe
From: Ivy Wingo
My nom de guerre, "Ivy Wingo" may be odd in that it has nothing to do with
war or diplomacy or politics. However, I like its somewhat romantic ring,
suggestive, perhaps, of characteristics of my true persona: honesty, honor,
harmlessness, faithfulness, integrity, loyalty, and innocence.
Let's have a wee contest. An actual, tangible, prize awaits the first
person to identify the real Ivy Wingo. Who is/was he? You are on your
honor (yes, honor!) not to consult any references whatsoever. Either you
know of Ivy Wingo or you don't. Surely, someone out there must be familiar
with him.
Remember, a real prize awaits the first to tell me who I am. Offer expires
if I expire.
Message from Master to all
Okay, I just posted this to r.g.d:
Observers to this game can't comment on the game on USIN, but members
of 'vgfp_titleist' on yahoogroups.com can kibbitz all they like -- the
players are the only ones who won't be permitted to join the mailing
list. So if you'd like to discuss the game with others, join that
mailing list.
I should have included the list of participants (all JDPR's referenced
are as of March 7, which sucks, but is still relevant. They don't
include the semi-final results and are thus likely to be even higher
than listed):
Allen Schweinsberg: his 1716 JDPR rating is ninth among active players.
He's played 14 games on record, with victories in 'highland' and
'pinecone' on USEF, 'samband' on TWUT, and 'vgfp0005' on USIN in the
first round of the tournament, as well as five draws. Focuses largely
on full-press games and was ranked #6 on that list at the end of 2000.
Eric Hunter: 1535 JDPR, rank #23. Three full-game and one partial-game
press solos ('juteland' on USWA, 'eden' on USIN, 'unortho1' on
USBR, and 'rachel' on USIN), along with 11 draws, including a 2WD in
'vgfp0001' in the first round. Plays all types of press; was #19 on
the YE2000 full-press list.
Jeff Stephens: 1379 JDPR, ranked in the top 100. 54 official games
played, mostly full press, dating back to 1995. Three full solos and two
partials ('dilsey3' and 'mudcats' on USWI, 'samakama' on USEF, 'adv1'
on USIN, and 'exp2' on USEF), as well as 23 draws -- including a 2WD
in 'vgfp0012' on USVG and a 3WD in 'vgfp0006' on USIN in the first round.
#28 on the YE2000 full-press list.
Ken Lofgren: 1714 JDPR, #10 amongst active players and on YE2000
full-press list. 58 official games played, with 4 victories ('rubicon'
on USEF, 'test0' on USCA, 'tech4' and 'squash' on USEF) in games with
press, along with many draws, including a 3WD in 'vgfp0014' on USVG.
Mixes no-press tournaments and variants in with a steady diet of
full-press games.
Randy Hudson: 1733 JDPR, ranked #8. 77 games played, primarily no-press
and real-time, with lots of variants thrown in as well. Full-press
victories in 'flyer' and 'burnoff' on USEF, as well as the first round
game 'vgfp0009' on USVG and four no-press games. Only two career losses
in full-press game starts.
Rich Olver: 1271 JDPR. The underdog. :-) Normally, that rating is
one of the top one or two in a game, but not here. Played 34 games,
mostly no-press in recent years. Full-press wins in 'winooski' on USIN,
'vergenne' on USEF, and a 2WD in 'vgfp0008' on USVG in the first round.
JDPR peaked at 1471, before the 1999 and 2000 Vermont Group no-press
tournaments (which didn't go so well).
Roger Yonkoski: 1818 JDPR, #4 amongst active players. Also ranked #3
on YE2000 full-press list with 1825 rating. 25 games played, with
full-press solos in 'primary' on USEF, 'braves' on USNM, 'pride' on
USCA, 'horse' on USWI, 'truth' and 'abby' on USEF, plus a dozen or more
draws. 2WD in 'vgfp0013' in the first round. His loss in 'vgfp0004'
was his first loss, ever, in a full-press game he started. The favorite.
The average JDPR of the players in this game will be calculated at
then end of the game (that's the measurement point for all games).
Given that these players' successes in the second round (not to be
revealed until the final is finished), this is likely to be the
highest rated game in Judge history.
Doug
Message [from England] to all
What is most amazing about the list of players are the missing names.
Where is Ron Poet, #1 in the March ratings and #2 in this tournament after
the preliminary games? Where is Karlis Povisils, former #1 in the world,
currently #2, and #1 in this tournament after the preliminaries? Where is
Michael Andresen, currently #6 in the March ratings, and #3 in this
tournament after the preliminaries?
Arguably, the three best players going into the semifinal round did not
survive.
This is a most dangerous world. Get me out of here!
[Perhaps Rich Olver is the real favorite.]
Message from France to England
Ivy Wingo:
It was great to hear from you. I must admit that I have
not heard of your namesake. I will adhere to your
request and not search out the information. Instead I
will remain curious hoping someone reveals it so that my
curiosity can be appeased. I do think that I will like
you quite a bit. Your irreverence and wit will keep me
smiling. Even feel free to call me Old Chap, despite the
fact that I am quite young! It is contrary to common
logic, which I find enjoyable.
You have described, at least to me, the perfect alliance.
I feel that when two allies communicate, are loyal, are
quick to answer messages, do not ignore questions, and
attempt to keep their alliance balanced; there is little
that they cannot accomplish. I promise to be all these
things. If every I fail in this endeavor, due to being
busy or other, call me on it. I specifically promise to
never ignore one of your questions because it is
uncomfortable or difficult.
I also agree with your assessment that it is wise to ally
with a strong and skilled partner. Seeking out a weak
player hoping to eliminate the strong is a recipe for
disaster. Certainly it is easier to beat the weak player
in the end, but that requires actually making it to the
end in order to have that opportunity. I prefer to take
my chances with a strong ally. I hope that I can offer
France to be such a strong ally. My brother and I make
quite a good team. The Dauphin excels in military
strategy while my strength is in building relationships
and influencing people. I am guessing that you also have
excellent qualities. The fact that you would be a fun
ally is just a bonus!
So what are your thoughts on an English-French alliance?
I think that it can be just as effective as a
Juggernaut, just without the catchy name. But I think
that it is best not to draw attention to it with a name.
How would we go about such a plan? Sure, split up
Germany. But what next? You go after Russia and I go
for Italy? How soon would we have to commit to that next
step?
-- Prince Boar
PS: So, how does one call oneself an Emperor when one
controls only three supply centers. At least Napoleon
waited until he controlled most of Europe!
Message from Russia to all
(St. Petersburg, Russia, Dec. 1900)
"St.
Petersburg Pravda"
"A New Century, A New
Russia, and a New Europe"
In a speech today, Czar Nicholas II, grandson of Alexander II, the
Czar-Liberator, outlined his ideas regarding Russia in the 20th Century.
Here is the text of his speech.
With the ever increasing rate of industrialization in Russia and the
rest Europe, it has become clear that some manner of continental control is
necessary to ensure worker safety, to increase worker salaries, and to allow
their involvement in production decisions, in order to increase worker
satisfaction. Doing so will increase both productivity and profits.
Continental control of production centres will also increase profit and
productivity through the application of economies of scale, and make sure
that the natural resources needed for maintaining these newly achieved
levels of production can be cheaply and efficiently obtained. I, therefore,
propose the formation of a cooperative council to implement and oversee the
achievement of this European Economic Union, and lay out the following
proposed declaration of principles for the EEU.
Declaration of Principles
The fundamental tenets of the EEU movement are that more centralized control
of Production Centers will result in increased productivity and profits.
Secondly, worker unionization will improve safety, worker involvement in
production decisions, worker salaries, and worker satisfaction, and
therefore also increase productivity, thus a more efficient and profitable
economy will develop.
1) The 34 major Production Centers in Europe must be controlled by EEU
Member states.
2) Workers in Europe, both Agricultural, and Manufacturing, must be
Unionized.
3) Worker Unions and Management must negotiate equitable contracts that
protect worker safety, encourage worker innovation, and improve
productivity, and therefore improve management profits, and worker salaries.
4) If Management and Unions cannot agree on a Contract, they will submit to
the decision of the EEU Board of Arbitration.
5) The EEU will not interfere in the internal political, and social, affairs
of its member states.
6) All EEU member states will come to the aid of another member state, if
any member state is threatened by an outside state.
7) Conflicts between member states will be resolved through negotiation, not
the use of force.
8) Overall economic goals and policies will be set by the Union House, which
will have per capita representation from each union, and the Management
House, which will have a representative from each production area that must
negotiate with a union.
9) This overall economic policy will be subject to review by the EEU
Assembly, (a member from each EEU state), and final approval by the three
member Executive Council (Russia, and two members, yet to be determined.)
. These guiding principles are not yet set in stone, and are subject to
amendment by the Executive Council once it is formed, and I am more than
willing to consider the concerns of prospective members of the EEU. Rulers
of Europe, I look forward to speaking with each of you, and I hope to
establish close working relationships with those of you who see the
advantages that the EEU represents for our nations, our workers, and the
world.
Message from England to France
Noble Prince,
>It was great to hear from you. I must admit that I have
>not heard of your namesake. I will adhere to your
>request and not search out the information. Instead I
>will remain curious hoping someone reveals it so that my
>curiosity can be appeased.
All will be revealed in due time. Not that the answer will be particularly
entertaining. It's just that I've always liked the name and finally
thought of using it.
>Even feel free to call me Old Chap,
Although I think I have a reasonable sense of humor, I've never been good
at sustained role-playing. The "old chap" stuff will probably quickly
disappear.
>I specifically promise to never ignore one of your questions because it is
>uncomfortable or difficult.
And I will endeavor not to ask useless questions such as, "are you going to
stab me this turn?" Or fall victim to nervous fears such as, "but if we
eliminate Germany and Italy and Russia, won't you be tempted to turn on
me?" I do like long alliances. Especially when, say, my ally and I
dominate one side, while another pair dominates the other. In such
situations, it is almost certain folly to stab one's partner because the
other pair promises a love fest afterwards. No, make the other alliance
crack first. If there is going to be a solo, then may it be me or my
partner. If there has to be a 2 or 3-way, may both of us be there. All
very easy to state; all very hard in practice.
>I also agree with your assessment that it is wise to ally
>with a strong and skilled partner. Seeking out a weak
>player hoping to eliminate the strong is a recipe for
>disaster.
And just where do you suppose that one might find a weak player in this
game? I tell you, my knees are shaking.
>So what are your thoughts on an English-French alliance?
> I think that it can be just as effective as a
>Juggernaut, just without the catchy name.
I thought it did have a name, but I cannot remember it, if it does.
> How would we go about such a plan?
Well, calmly. Take Norway, Spain, Portugal. Keep Germany out of Belgium.
OK, so there's a delicate matter. Belgium. I don't care who gets it, but
I do care about the matter of balance that you mentioned earlier. I prefer
not to see a 6-center France, while I have only four. There are lots of
ways around this, but too much is unknown to know so soon what is best.
Will Italy be pounding at your door? Then you may need Belgium. Will
Russia be aiding Germany? Then I probably need Belgium. Will Russia be
attacking Germany? etc. etc. We can even trade Belgium back and forth to
sustain balance, if the the need arises.
>PS: So, how does one call oneself an Emperor when one
>controls only three supply centers. At least Napoleon
>waited until he controlled most of Europe!
Some Holy Roman Emperors controlled virtually nothing. Perhaps that's poor
Freddy's model.
Why are you and I sitting in front of computers on July 4?
May our fortunes be entwined,
Ivy
Message from England to all
>In a speech today, Czar Nicholas II, grandson of Alexander II, the
>Czar-Liberator, outlined his ideas regarding Russia in the 20th Century.
>Here is the text of his speech.
>
> With the ever increasing rate of industrialization in Russia and the
>rest Europe, it has become clear that some manner of continental control is
>necessary to ensure worker safety,
blah, blah, blah ...
>Declaration of Principles
blah, blah, blah ...
Just conquer the world and get on with it, man. 8-)
Ivy Wingo
Message from Russia to France
> Message from France to Russia in 'titleist':
>
> Greetings from France. But we may be share information
> and work together to setting up a commonly desired
> situation in the West and East.
I would, of course, welcome the opportunity to exchange information, as
well as vodka for your fine wines, and our tasty black bread for your
delicate cheeses.
> Do you have any strong preferred paths to glory?
Russia and France share the similar gift/curse of being primarily
focused in one direction, but having one Home Centre best suited to exert
influence in the other. I feel this requires a greater awareness of the
"Big Picture", and a measure of flexibility to take advantage of
opportunities wherever they might appear. This is another reason for us to
share information.
Cordially,
Czar Nicholas II.
Message from Russia to all
> Broadcast message from England in 'titleist':
>
> >In a speech today, Czar Nicholas II, grandson of Alexander II,
>
> blah, blah, blah ...
>
> >Declaration of Principles
>
> blah, blah, blah ...
>
> Just conquer the world and get on with it, man. 8-)
Well, I could have given the standard, "I welcome your ambassadors, and
hope we can all be friends." speech, but I didn't figure anyone would buy
that, either. ;-) I do apologize for the length of my opening broadcast
though. I neglected to write it ahead of time, so it was rather
long-winded.
Nicky.
Message from England to all
Nicky,
> Well, I could have given the standard, "I welcome your ambassadors, and
>hope we can all be friends." speech, but I didn't figure anyone would buy
>that, either. ;-) I do apologize for the length of my opening broadcast
>though.
Heavens, I hope I didn't suggest the need for an apology. With my 20th
Century hindsight, I tend to suspect that Russians are long on the pen, but
put their faith in the sword. Actually I like the "I hope we all can be
friends" approach, at least afterwards. When this is all over, perhaps we
can drink a toast to friendship. If the drinks are contaminated with a wee
drop of blood, well, what's a little blood between friends?
Ivy
Message from Italy to all
The great state of Italy welcomes all participants. We look forward to
discussing the future of Europe with all of you. blah, blah, friends, blah,
blah, blood, blah, blah, blah....
Life is Beautiful,
Roberto Benigni
ps: We are currently celebrating the American holiday known as the 4th of
July and are a bit busy with barbeques and sparklers and fireworks.
Tomorrow morning (Thurs), I will send more detailed press privately.
Message from Austria to France
To all who see these presents, Greetings!
Know ye that, reposing special trust and confidence in the fidelities
and abilities of Felicia Hapsburg Schmidt, we do appoint her our
ambassador to your nation, in plenipotentiary.
We hope her service will serve to further enhance communication and
cooperation between our nations.
Archduke Ferdinand
Message from France to Austria
Ms. Schmidt:
I congratulation you on your new post. We have that much
in common. I look forward to learning more of what we
may have in common.
My first question is whether you will represent your
country only to France or do your duties extend to all
the great countries in Europe?
I had sent an earlier message to your country, but did
not know whom to direct it to. I presume that it reached
Archduke Ferdinand. I trust that he or someone forwarded
it to you. If not, I will glad send a new copy.
Admittedly there was not much of substance, perhaps
something about coordinating our relationships with
Italy.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Italy
Mr. Roberto Benigni:
I welcome you to the game. I trust that your
celebrations were both enjoyable and safe. I have read
your broadcast quite carefully. I feel that your third
and seventh 'blah's were quite informative. I plan to
hold you to them!
I look forward to more substantial discussions than this
one.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to England
Ivy Wingo:
I am very happy that we have similar approaches and
attitudes to the game. That may make for an enjoyable
ride, even if I end up getting my butt whipped!
I do agree with your suggestion that we could use Belgium
as a country to exchange to keep our forces even. For
this first year I am inclined to keep it neutral. There
are many advantages in a bounce that can be used to
appease fears in the east and as negotiation tools. But
as you said, we need to wait to see what happens.
So far we have heard from everyone but Turkey. Given the
holiday I am not surprised that things have started
slowly. I must let you know that I was slipping off to
sneak some computer time. But in general we were
celebrating the Fourth. A nice American holiday. I am
looking forward to Bastille Day. Hmmm, that sounds
strange coming from a Monarchy? :-)
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Russia
Czar Nicolas II:
Bonjour from France.
I believe that I understood your message to me. You are
suggesting that I am best positioned to focus on the
North, but Marseilles is best suited for activity in the
South, while you are best positioned to focus on the
South while St. Petersburg is best suited for activity in
the North? At any rate we each have access to both the
North and South which gives us flexibility and a great
deal of work. It is both an important asset and a huge
liability.
As for your call for Unionization and such. I must admit
that as a Monarchy, France is not too keen on workers
rights. We would not want the people to forget their
place. We will endeavor to treat them right and any that
are not happy, we will send to you. We would sign up for
a mutual protection pact, such as you suggested. I do
not have the details of your message handy, so I hope
that I have remembered things correctly.
I also appreciate your offer of Black Bread and Vodka for
our Wine and Cheese. I will send my contribution
straight away. Please use the Black Bread as packing
material for the Vodka.
I look forward to more enjoyable conversations.
-- Prince Boar
Message from England to France
Your missive arrived "Thu, 5 Jul 2001 06:38:42 -0500"
An early riser! I like that, too. This morning I got up at 5:30am to
catch GodfatherII on AMC, because I missed the first hour of that movie
yesterday.
Hmmm. Of course, maybe you really do live in France, in which case you
were writing on your lunch break.
Anyway, I too am missing only a message from Turkey. Except for you and
Russia, every other message has been superficial. I'll write again when I
have heard something solid from others.
Ivy
Message from Russia to France
Prince Boar,
> Message from France to Russia in 'titleist':
>
> I believe that I understood your message to me.
> You are suggesting that I am best positioned to
> focus on the North, but Marseilles is best suited
> for activity in the South, while you are best
> positioned to focus on the South while St.
> Petersburg is best suited for activity in the
> North? At any rate we each have access to both
> the North and South which gives us flexibility
> and a great deal of work. It is both an important
> asset and a huge liability.
Precisely. If brevity is the soul of wit,
I fear that I am a dullard, indeed. 8-) Also, as
we share such similar opportunities, challenges,
and outlook, there is an innate opportunity for
cooperation between us.
> As for your call for Unionization and such. I
> must admit that as a Monarchy, France is not too
> keen on workers rights. We would not want the
> people to forget their place.
The Romanov family has ruled Russia in
an unbroken line since 1613. The reforms I have
implemented here, and hope to spread throughout
Europe are intended to strengthen my rule here,
and could be used by your brother to the same
effect in France. After all, if the workers are
well-paid, (fat and happy 8-), they have no reason
to revolt, even if they have no real political
power. I suggest that you re-read the Declaration
of Principles, and note that the true Power lies
with the Executive Council, and not the
quasi-democratic Management and Union Houses.
These "reforms" will give us greater control
while simultaneously short-circuiting any
inclination toward revolt by the masses.
> I also appreciate your offer of Black Bread and
> Vodka for our Wine and Cheese. I will send my
> contribution straight away. Please use the Black
> Bread as packing material for the Vodka.
Rest assured that we have centuries of
experience in shipping vodka, and it will not be
necessary to use the bread as packing material. 8-)
While Smirnoff has been "the Czar's vodka", for some
time, I am sending you a case from a new distiller,
Stolichnaya, which I believe has a bright future.
I hope you will enjoy it as much as I do.
> I look forward to more enjoyable conversations.
As do I.
Czar Nicholas II
Message from Italy to France
>
> I trust that your celebrations were both enjoyable
> and safe.
>
I only lost two fingers this year so they're getting safer.
> In fact, I have read many military articles on the
> subject. They claim that it is not in Italy's best
> interest to engage in an attack on France.
Today's your lucky day. The one other game of Diplomacy I've ever played, I
was Italy and a smooth-talking King of England talked me into attacking
France in 1901. Well, needless to say, I ran into a brick wall and it
didn't take long before my beloved country was swallowed up by the beast
from the east. I told myself, if I ever play this game again, I'll try a
different tact.
> I am particularly interested in hearing your thoughts
> on a long lasting peace and complete demilitarization
> of our border.
>
Rest assured, per above, I have no plans on moving into Piedmont unless of
course you really want me to. What do they call that? Oh yes, I think the
term is *bounce*. As for the seas, I'll have to defer to your military
handbooks as one of my interns has just spilled a bowl of pasta leaving my
articles completely unreadable.
Life is Beautiful,
Roberto
Message from France to Italy
Roberto:
I am relieved to hear that you were not severly hurt by
the celebrations. That means that your enemies were
unsuccessful at setting you up, if you actually have any
enemies that is.
I am glad to hear that you agree with me on keeping the
areas between ourselves free of armies and fleets. The
Dauphin has plenty of areas to send his armies without
bothering you. From both a practical and philosophical
point of view, many misunderstands can be avoided by
thinking the same way. I will gladly send you a copy of
those sea areas which shall remain free of our fleets.
Enclosed is an ancient map which I find quite soothing.
Please forgive the fact that Piedmont is included as part
of France. It was drawn during a past time of our
expansionism.
I do believe that you are pulling my leg concerning your
inexperience. That is OK, I enjoy the fun. Just be
careful not to get too personal when pulling my leg, else
you may lose a few more fingers. :-)
We have time to keep in touch concerning our peace and
hopefully behind the scenes support for each other.
Truly I do not wish to see Italy overrun by Austria or
Turkey. I would lose the security of my safe border with
you. I hope that you see that the opposite is true as
well.
-- Prince Boar
PS: Just to make it clear, France is *not* asking for
you to enter Piedmont.
Message from Turkey to all
The Sultanate of Turkey sends its warmest regards to our fellow leaders.
The Sultan himself has been imprisoned, ah, I mean, is temporarily
indisposed, and I now represent the armed forces of Turkey. We have sent
our spies, ah, that is, envoys and diplomats, throughout Europe. We look
forward to penetrating the defenses, that is to say, building on the mutual
security of our fellow Powers. We look forward to a lively dialogue while
the peasants beat their plowshares into swords.
Sincerely,
Ali Baba
Message from France to Turkey
Ali Baba:
I welcome you to the game. I look forward to meeting
your emissaries.
I have arranged a special Diplomatic processing center on
the Island of Corsica. I know that it is off the
mainland, but it is very nice. Tell them to look for the
large tent and long wooden table. I know that it does
not sound like very much, but it is a very plush tent.
Tell them not to mind the metal detectors when they get
off the plane or boat.
Feel proud, the other Emissaries are stuck on the
Mainland and do not get such royal treatment. Of course
they are the boring types that are not out spying and
penetrating defenses. How trite of them.
Tell the Sultan that we wish him well. Perhaps he and my
father can converse or play backgammon while you and I
work out the real issues.
-- Prince Boar
PS: The Dauphin sends his best and says that he is
keeping an eye on you. How lucky for you.
Message from France to Russia
Czar Nicolas:
I agree that we may have much in common and much to
cooperate over. I do realize that now may not be the
time to figure discuss them. Our plans may require
secrecy. But let us always keep those options in mind.
As I stated in my opening letter, there are many paths
that we may take to cooperate. Let's keep an eye out for
signs of a German-English alliance. That alliance always
marks France and Russia as it's victims. We would need
to work closely together.
>From a philosophical point of view, would it make more
sense for Russia, Germany, and France to work to
eliminate England, or would Russia, England, and France
be better suited to eliminate Germany. It seems that
either would work. But there may be a tactical,
strategic, or geographic reason why one would work
better. I was curious whether you had any thoughts on
that, from a purely hypothetical point of view of course.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to England
Ivy Wingo:
Well, I have heard from everyone now. But like yourself,
I have received mostly superficial messages. Russian
messages have bordered on being more meaningful, but have
not yet. The Italian message was a bit real in the form
of a joke. Or perhaps it was a tease in the form of a
joke. I know not which at this point.
I wait to hear more from Germany.
While we wait, shall we discuss the inevitable topic:
The English Channel. I hope that we can just agree to
not enter in and be done with it. A move to the Channel
is the surest sign of war. The only thing that rivals it
is a move to Prussia and Silesia. Therefore, let's just
say that we both understand that entering the Channel
means war and put the topic behind us. Sound good to
you, Young Pup?
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Germany
Emperor Frederick:
I trust that you had a nice holiday. I hope to hear from
you soon. I know that I laid a lot of topics on you and
I hope that you did not faint from dealing with all of
them. The entire analogies between the East and West
interests me and it would seem that Germany would be the
one that would feel the most, therefore I attempted to
discuss them with you.
Have you heard much from Russia, England, or Italy. I
have heard sparingly from each, but England the most.
Perhaps he was the most available. But I guess that it
makes the most sense that the three of us would
concentrate our discussions on each other.
If I do not respond to you on Friday and Saturday, it is
because I will be our Hiking in the Alps. Do not worry,
I will not be spying on Germany. I play to stay near
Switzerland. I may take a peak towards Italy, but let's
keep that between the two of us.
-- Prince Boar
Message from Germany to France
Please excuse my poor timing, but I won't be able to discuss the game
again tonight. It's past my bedtime, and I have many more emails to
answer. I picked next weekend as the perfect time to take 73 of my
closest friends to a getaway weekend. There were 50 unread emails
backed up tonight. Who says computers are time savers. Bah Humbug.
Have a good time on your hikes. That's some pretty big territory
you'll be covering.
We have a week to discuss our opening moves, and I'm patient. (Or is
it I'm a patient)
Frederick
Message from France to Austria, England, Germany, Italy, Russia, and Turkey
Mes Amis:
I shall be away the next two days. I will be hiking and
meditating in the French Alps. I hear that there is an
astrologer hermit in the Mountains and I aslo wish to
consult him on some things that I have read in the stars.
I am letting you know this for two reasons. The first is
that I do not want you to think that I am ignoring you if
I do not immediately return mail. The second is that I
am willing to consult the hermit on your behalf.
-- Prince Boar
Message from England to France
Prince Boar,
>I shall be away the next two days. I will be hiking and
>meditating in the French Alps.
Ah, the French Alps. The home of my ancestors - for real! Have a good
time and do not worry that your absence will have any effect on our
discussions.
Most cordially,
Ivy Wingo
Message from France to all
It is with great pleasure that I announce the beginning
of the Tour de France. I will be at the official start
of the race tomorrow.
As it is such a national treasure and a point of pride
for France, I will endeavor to keep you informed of the
Progress.
I imagine that Germany will be pulling for Team Deustche
Telekom
England may wish to adopt the American USPS team, as they
share a common language.
Italy should choose one of the Italian Teams:
Fassa Bortolo
Lampre - Daikin
Mapei - Quick Step
I will choose a French team, say:
Festina
The remainder of you (Turkey, Austria, and Russia) can
choose one of:
*Rabobank from the Netherlands
*Domo - Farm Frites from Belgium
*CSC - World Online from Denmark
*O.N.C.E. from Spain
(first come first serve, send me your preferences in
order as I may not see them before the race begins)
Please let me know your choice. I will then award points
according to the following:
10 points for winning a stage
20 points for winning the Green or Polka Dot Jersey
50 Points for winning the race
Who ever gets the most points is the winner and wins the
following grande prize:
A date for their sister with the Dauphin.
(not to mention a great deal of bragging rights)
I hope that you will all participate. It will be fun, I
promise. Just imaging the fame you will receive as your
adopted team wins a stage. Power, Fame, Dates, they will
all be yours.
-- Prince Boar
Message from Russia to France
preferences in order
>*Rabobank from the Netherlands
>*Domo - Farm Frites from Belgium
>*CSC - World Online from Denmark
>*O.N.C.E. from Spain
Nicky.
Message from Russia to France
>Message from France
>
>I will be hiking and meditating in the French Alps.
I hope that you enjoy your hike, and that
your meditation brings the clarity you seek.
>I am willing to consult the hermit on your behalf.
I appreciate the offer, but doubt that my wife,
Alexandra, or "Our Friend", Rasputin, would approve.
Your friend,
Nicky.
Message from Russia to France
>Message from France to Russia in 'titleist':
>Let's keep an eye out for signs of a German-English
>alliance. That alliance always marks France and
>Russia as it's victims. We would need to work
>closely together.
England's early letters seemed to suggest a
preference to move South, rather than West, though
that could eaisly have been a message crafted for
my ears. The subsequent German silence has,
understandably, seemed to worry Ivy.
>From a philosophical point of view, would it make more sense for Russia,
>Germany, and France to work to eliminate England, or would Russia, England,
> and France be better suited to eliminate Germany. I was curious whether
>you had any thoughts on that,
>from a purely hypothetical point of view of course.
From a Russian theoretical perspective, it would
make more sense to eliminate England first. Doing so
would immediately open Norway to encorporation into
the EEU under Russian control and pull German forces
west, leaving Berlin and Munich exposed to Russian
takeover, and all German possessions sandwiched
between us. If England were to help us eliminate
Germany, English forces would be headed east, and be
poised on the Russian border once Germany was gone.
Additionally, the Witches' defensive strength becomes
difficult to breach once they reach six Centres.
Cordially,
Czar Nicholas II.
Message from Italy to all
It is with great pride that I make the team of Fassa Bortolo my Tour de
France selection.
Life is Beautiful - as is the ride to Paris
Roberto
Message from Italy to France
>
> The second is that I
> am willing to consult the hermit on your behalf.
>
Can you ask him what he thinks about the "Alpine Chicken" opening. I've
been getting letters explaining this as the most advantageous opening for
Italy. Seeing how I've only played this game once before, all this talk of
Lepantos and Chickens has got me really confused. I was hoping the hermit
might be of assistance.
Life is Beautiful,
Roberto
Message from Germany to all
I will adopt Team Deutsche Telekom and Jan Ullrich. Although my heart
will be with Lance again. We finally have live TV coverage here in
the US. On OLN (Outdoor life network) Finally there's a reason to pay
for cable TV.
Fred
> I imagine that Germany will be pulling for Team Deustche
> Telekom
Message from Russia to all
I'll take Rabobank since it starts with R. 8-)
Nicky.
Message [from Germany] to all
What can I say. Obviously I don't stand a chance. ;-)
My results in the 2001 NoPress Tourney is no better than the other
years. So my rating will probably sink even further.
I guess I'm just really bad at strategy.
> Rich Olver: 1271 JDPR. The underdog. :-) Normally, that rating is
> one of the top one or two in a game, but not here. Played 34 games,
> mostly no-press in recent years. Full-press wins in 'winooski' on USIN,
> 'vergenne' on USEF, and a 2WD in 'vgfp0008' on USVG in the first round.
> JDPR peaked at 1471, before the 1999 and 2000 Vermont Group no-press
> tournaments (which didn't go so well).
Message [from Russia] to all
> Broadcast message in 'titleist':
>
> My results in the 2001 NoPress Tourney is no better than the other
> years. So my rating will probably sink even further. I guess I'm just
> really bad at strategy.
No, that's not an accurate conclusion. My rating is pretty evenly
the result of my press ability and my strategy and tactics, but so far
I've lost four games in the 2001-VGNP. I did not lose because I
was outplayed, but because someone else did something stupid like
stabbing for a single Center, or failing to recognize that it was
necessary to form a "Stop the Leader" alliance, in spite of repeated
Convoys of his Armies to the Leader's capital. It doesn't matter how
well you play if the people near you do dumb things that hurt you and
help someone else.
Message [from Germany] to all
>
> > Broadcast message in 'titleist':
> >
> > My results in the 2001 NoPress Tourney is no better than the other
> > years. So my rating will probably sink even further. I guess I'm just
> > really bad at strategy.
>
> No, that's not an accurate conclusion. My rating is pretty evenly
> the result of my press ability and my strategy and tactics, but so far
> I've lost four games in the 2001-VGNP. I did not lose because I
> was outplayed, but because someone else did something stupid like
> stabbing for a single Center, or failing to recognize that it was
> necessary to form a "Stop the Leader" alliance, in spite of repeated
> Convoys of his Armies to the Leader's capital. It doesn't matter how
> well you play if the people near you do dumb things that hurt you and
> help someone else.
Oh don't get me started on my bad luck for neighbors. I swear this is
what happened one year. When I was Russia, Turkey opened to Armenia.
When I was Germany, England left himself WIDE open to France, and never
responded after being stabbed. When I was France, England made his 1st
build a fleet in Liverpool. When I was Austria, Italy opened to Trieste.
I will admit culpability though. I tend to trust people entirely too
much. In the NoPress tournaments there seems to be a lot of stabbing
going on just for the sake of the stab. I've never changed tactics to
match this. Guess I'm just too much of a nice guy. Note my two way
win. My partner didn't come through, so I guess it's ok to say that I
carried him over the finish line. I basically put a gun to his head and
said that he'll take the two way, my way. (Maybe I'm not that nice)
Message from Germany to France
How was the Prologue of the TDF? I watched live on TV. I'm a road
biker myself, with over 1200 miles traveled already this year. If you
don't hear from me, perhaps it'll be because I'm slipping the miles by
somewhere. My man came in 4th. I was hoping for more. 2 out of the
top 5 being Frenchmen, you must be proud.
Continuing our discussion of AT vs EG parallels.
I'd have to say that the reason that EG is much more common than AT is
the narrow path that Turkey has to get out. He has to go through the
Ionian and Aegean, or through Sevastopol. All of these bump up against
'normal' Austrian territory. While if England goes south or east, he can
operate far from the German homeland. Thus the threat is reduced in that
situation.
The similarity is the pincher problem you mention. Austria is
reluctant to have Turkey going west AND north. Just as any German of
moderate intelligence will work long and hard to make sure that England
doesn't go South AND East. I can say that in this game if England tries
to go into Scandinavia AND go against you, I will attack him on one of
those fronts. I fully realize that if he gets a favorable position like
that, I'm a goner.
Speaking theoretically, how do you see alliances working in this
game? My belief is that there will be no long term alliances. I
wouldn't be surprised to see alliances form and break with every turn.
In a typical game at least one strong alliance will form at the
beginning of the game. Lets say EF for the sake of argument. England
goes west, France heads SE. If they stay partners, they steamroll the
opposition. But what usually happens is that one of the partners gets
lucky and faces easier opposition. This partner takes a lead in unit
count. That's ok in most games, as draw is as good as a win in a lot of
situations. Sometimes it's more rewarding to NOT go for the stab. As
one can then feel that he's not a total dick. In this game it'll be
different. There is no tomorrow. I don't see anyone allowing a
'partner' to get a lead. Whoa onto anyone who gets a lead in this
game. The wolfs will eat him up. I guess I'm saying that I don't see
that a conventional alliance will work. Suppose I build three in the
first year. Wouldn't you and England immediately take me down? I would
expect it. Same goes for you, if you were to build three, I'd have to
seriously talk to England about containing any further French expansion.
I suppose an alliance could be made where two powers promise to build
equally up to a certain number. Say 10. Then it's every man for himself.
Frederick
Message from Austria to France
> I send my welcome to you and hope to develop a strong relationship.
Oh, what a week this has been. I'm sorry I didn't get here earlier, but
I've been busy. Really busy.
OK, I, too, hope we can have a productive relationship.
The only information of substance I have for you is that Italy has told
our Italian ambassador that Italy has a non-aggression agreement with
you. I tend to believe him.
Have you heard anything?
Felicia, on behalf of the Austro-Hungarian Empire
Message from Austria to France
> My first question is whether you will represent your
> country only to France or do your duties extend to all
> the great countries in Europe?
I have the honor of the posting to France.
Felicia
Message [from Austria] to all
> England may wish to adopt the American USPS team, as they
> share a common language.
surely you must be joking
Message [from Austria] to all
> Note my two way
> win. My partner didn't come through, so I guess it's ok to say that I
> carried him over the finish line. I basically put a gun to his head and
> said that he'll take the two way, my way.
dale didnt make it to the finals just you your better
than him right
Message from England to France
Good Prince Boar,
OK, I'll take that American team that you recommended.
>While we wait, shall we discuss the inevitable topic:
>The English Channel. I hope that we can just agree to
>not enter in and be done with it. A move to the Channel
>is the surest sign of war. The only thing that rivals it
>is a move to Prussia and Silesia. Therefore, let's just
>say that we both understand that entering the Channel
>means war and put the topic behind us. Sound good to
>you, Young Pup?
This sounds good to me. Surprisingly, in games that I have played, the
Channel nevers seems to be a powder keg the way, say, the Black Sea is. It
seems to be very difficult for Russia and Turkey to trust each other over
the Black Sea in 1901, but the Channel stays vacent even in games in which
France and England eventually come to blows. Perhaps it is because England
is drawn to Norway and France to Iberia initially, which also gives them an
extra year to size up their neighbors.
On to the topic of Munich. I consider Munich to be yours, while my domain
lies to the north. Belgium, as we've discussed earlier, is up for grabs,
but I vow it will not be so great an issue with me that it could dampen the
partnership.
Germany sent his first real note. He seeks a partnership, but there was
nothing especially attractive in style or content that makes me want to
rethink my preference to go with France/England.
[My home internet connection is down, and I trudged to the office this
morning to rush out some e-mail. Lately, with lots of rain and storms, my
telephone-line supported modem is hopeless in the evening.]
Ivy Wingo
Ivy Wingo
Message from France to all
Well, that was an exciting opening to the First Stage of
the Tour de France. After opening ceremony, I was
distracted by an argument over whether the middleclass
truly has freedom. So I will reply on the following
excerpt from the offical royal coverage of the race:
Festina rider Christophe Moreau, winner of the
recent Dauphine Libere stage race, has stunned the
Tour de France by winning the prologue by an
outstanding three seconds. Defending champion
Lance Armstrong (USPS) finished the 8.2 kilometer
test just four seconds behind Moreau.
He went on to add that the Festina rider was helped when
a team mate grabbed a spoke from his wheel and poked
Lance Armstrong while he was making his move. I have
discounted this claim of course. It is not that I think
that there would be no stabbing going on, I think that
amounts to a minor fine. I just do not believe one can
remove spoke from a wheel at high speeds.
Well, with this first victory, my team Festina takes the
first points! Vivre la France! That does pose a dilema
however. If Festina wins, that means my sister wins a
date with my brother, the Dauphin. Well, I do not mind
punishing my brother like that, but my sister deserves
something better. Perhaps I can give the Dauphin too
much wine and send him off with the 90 year old chamber
maid who assists my sister.
Official Tally:
(note that I assigned teams to Austria and Turkey)
Austria (Domo-Farm Frites): 0 points
England (USPS): 0 points
France (Festina): 10 points
Germany (Telekom): 0 points
Italy (Fassa Bortolo): 0 points
Russia (Robobank): 0 points
Turkey (CSC): 0 points
Doug (O.N.C.E.): 0 points
I will try to send more diplomacy related mail later
today after I do some mundane things like go hunting
(take a trip to the grocery store).
-- Prince Boar
Message from Russia to all
"St. Petersburg Pravda"
"A Slow Start for Team Robobank"
> Well, that was an exciting opening to the First Stage of the Tour de
France.
> Official Tally:
> Russia (Robobank): 0 points
It was learned today that the members of Team Robobank were delayed by
Union Steward V. I. Lenin, who was attempting to explain the benefits that
unionization would present to both bank workers and bicyclists. Union
Steward Lenin has been encouraged to attempt to unionize other teams before
the next stage, and to speak with Team Robobank only after the stage has
been completed.
Message from Germany to France
Keep the TDF accounts coming. I watched yesterday, and taped today's
race. I'll watch it tonight. Had to go do some riding myself. A
simple little 38 mile out and back. But it was that 10,000 ft elevation
gain that was the killer. (I could be exaggerating about that)
As an aside. Can we agree to stay out of Burgundy this turn? Or
perhaps bounce there?
Fred
Message from Germany to France
Just chock up those Telecom points. I must admit I forgot about Erik
Zabel.
Fred
Message from France to Russia
Czar Nicolas:
>From a Russian theoretical perspective, it would
>make more sense to eliminate England first.
I see your point. England is difficult to eliminate,
especially once she gets too large. But any country can
be eliminated in the medium range (6-8 centers), some
just take more work, hence more time. Time may not
always be a luxury that we can afford.
No matter which way things go, France wants to work with
Russia in the early game. I see three options, FRG
eliminating England, FRE eliminating Germany, or FR
defending ourselves against EG. I prefer one of the
first two, obviously. But I am not ready to choose one
over the other. I think that it will depend on how
things go. But keep me apprised on how you see things.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Italy
Roberto:
I must apologize that my reference list of tactical
maneuvers was lost. Maybe it was the same intern that
spilled spaghetti on your map - or perhaps a relative?
At any rate, I cannot at the moment explain to you what
the Alpine Chicken is. I suspect it may be a dance. In
my younger days I used to do this thing called the
chicken dance. Perhaps one day I can show it to you, or
if you know it we can do it together. It used to be
accompanied by drinking beer, so we will have to keep
that in mind.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to England
Ivy Wingo:
Ivy Wingo:
Your last message had two signatures. I am not certain
if you have a split personality or if you fear that I
will forget your name. Fear not, I will always remember
it!
Speaking of names, what is the name of the Austrian
Ambassador? I have the feeling that we each have our own
person. Austria must be rich to be able to pay so many
functionaries! The Austrian ambassador to France is
Felicia something or other. I have it written down
somewhere.
I am glad to hear that you favor a French/English
alliance to the German/English alliance. I am of the
same mind as you. I feel that we have a lot in common in
style. Specifically: wanting a long term alliance,
keeping our size balanced, keeping up the level of
communication. I would add that I pledge to be
reasonable and always discuss the options and not try to
ram my ideas down your throat.
I was glad to get your note on the Channel. Now we need
not waste any time discussion it again. Let's work
towards keeping Belgium a neutral. It is the best
option. Our Spring movements should keep that in mind.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Germany
Emperor Frederick:
I want to answer your questions related to strategy and
territories immediately. I also really want to talk
about biking, but that will have to wait until the end
because the other topic is more important. I never want
to wait to long to answer a question from an important
neighbor and hopefully ally.
First, as for Burgundy - I am open to a bounce. I just
want to make certain that we keep our options open to
bounce England from Belgium and Russia from Sweden if we
so choose. I guess that the only way to accomplish that
is for me to move to Picardy and you to move to Denmark.
We can then order Marseilles and Munich to Burgundy. I
will put that as my default orders and wait while we
discuss things further.
Now to turn to your topics on alliances. I do see your
point why England and Germany can ally more than Turkey
and Austria. Although the successful AT alliance has the
same elements that you describe for an EG. Turkey can be
restricted to only one direction, North with armies, or
West with fleets. I suppose that Turkey is slightly more
boxed in; but I think that the analogy is closer than
most people realize. Perhaps there is something to do
with Italy that makes it different. Oh well, something
for me to ponder on alone. I will not bother you with it
no longer. I do truly appreciate your taking the time to
discuss it with me.
I did find your statement that long term alliances would
be unlikely, very interesting. I was thinking that it
would be nice to find a long term ally. But it will be
very hard to sustain it. Not only is there the issue of
one getting larger than the other. There is also the
fact that the remaining powers are smart enough to see
the strong alliance forming and band together to fight it
off. Perhaps in a game of changing alliances, it is
Italy that is the strongest country. For I have read
that it is to Italy's benefit to create such a game.
Thinking about your points on alliances is why I
suggested that Belgium remain neutral this first year.
If either one of us gets it, then we are dangerous and
will get turned on by the other and England. If we allow
England to have it, then he is really more powerful than
us because his natural defensive position gives him at
least a 1 unit leg up on us.
Now finally to biking. 38 miles! Wow! I am both
impressed and jealous. I am no longer in shape to easily
bike that far, nor could I find the time. Home, Family,
Diplomacy, Work, you know. But you are giving me more
incentive, beside my expanding gut, to find the time! I
really look forward to talking more about biking with
you, especially when the game ends.
-- Prince Boar
PS: Congratulations on the stage win. I think that
Telekom has a pretty good change at winning the Tour, or
at least winning you points. Zabel can win you some
stages, he may take the Green Jersey, and Jan may win
some stages or the entire thing. But like you, I will
cheer for Lance. I think read that some of the USPS team
members went over to Telekom this year?
At least you get OLN. I do not and must wait for the CBS
coverage. Looking at the times, it must be a cut down
version of the race. Oh well. I will have to take what
I can get. You may be better suited to give the updates,
but I happen to be playing France. :-)
Message from France to Austria
Ms. Felicia:
Thank you for your note. I was happy to hear that you
feel that Italy desires neutrality with me. I have
enough to worry about, without worrying about Italy.
Also, if you and Italy know that I desire neutrality with
him, that gives you the opportunity to put up an
effective attack on Turkey, or an effective defense
against a Juggernaut.
Russia seems friendly and we have agreed to keep in
touch. I have the usual warm fuzzies from Germany and
England. One never really knows whom will be the odd man
out until someone shows their hand. Wish me luck.
-- Prince Boat
Message from France to all
Tour de France Stage 1 Results:
With a perfectly timed sprint, German Sprinter Erik Zabel
wins the first Stage of the Tour de France. (Note that
yesterday's race was the Prologue.)
This gives 10 points to Germany and puts Zabel as the
favorite to win the Green Jersey (best sprinter).
Official Tally:
Austria (Domo-Farm Frites): 0 points
England (USPS): 0 points
France (Festina): 10 points
Germany (Telekom): 10 points
Italy (Fassa Bortolo): 0 points
Russia (Robobank): 0 points
Turkey (CSC): 0 points
Doug (O.N.C.E.): 0 points
Selected Standings:
1. Christophe Moreau (FES) 5 hrs 4 min 35 secs
2. Igor Gonzalez Galdeano (ONC) @ :03 secs
3. Lance Armstrong (USPS) :04
5. Jan Ullrich (TEL) :07
6. Florent Brard (FES) :07
10. Joseba Beloki (ONC) :13
Message from Italy to France
>
> At any rate, I cannot at the moment explain to you what
> the Alpine Chicken is.
>
Allow me, I've done some research this weekend. The Alpine Chicken opens:
ven-pie
rom-ven
nap-ion
It's intended as a feint to France since it's most popular fall move is
ven-tri; pie-tyr to catch an unsuspecting Austrian.
I must tell you that I have 4 of the other 5 powers urging me to open
ven-pie. Do you have any friends beyond me in this game? :)
Roberto
Message from England to all
To: diplomats far and wide.
From: Ivy Wingo
The identify Ivy Wingo contest is over. Amazingly, the winner prefers to
remain anonymous! Since I don't yet want to antagonize any of our good
fellows, I must respect this shy man's request. However, if he ever
performs a dasterdly deed I shall expose him without remorse.
Ivy Wingo was a catcher for the St. Louis Cardinals and Cincinnati Reds. I
chose the name only because I was fond of its wacky sound. It was tempting
to go with the even wackier Van Lingle Mungo, but that player has already
been celebrated in song.
Now for the prize. The prize is Belgium. The winner, although
unidentified, is free to travel to Belgium to make his claim. He may wish
travel afloat, but a land route would be quicker. I am sure that my good
friends Prince Boar and/or Freddy will issue the necessary visas upon request.
What's this I hear? I can't believe my ears. "We don't need no stinkin'
visas!"
Well, what ever happened to civility? And I thought I was playing with
gentlemen. It is indeed best that this rogue not be known by name. But
beware the snake who crawls into Belgium.
Message from England to France
Good Prince Boar,
>Speaking of names, what is the name of the Austrian
>Ambassador? I have the feeling that we each have our own
>person. Austria must be rich to be able to pay so many
>functionaries! The Austrian ambassador to France is
>Felicia something or other.
I have the honor of listening to Edna Hapsburg Schmidt. Edna Hapsburg
Schmidt, it turns out, has nothing to say.
Is there a pattern here? Edna for England; Felicia for France; R----- for
Russia; etc?
>I am glad to hear that you favor a French/English
>alliance to the German/English alliance. I am of the
>same mind as you. I feel that we have a lot in common in
>style. Specifically: wanting a long term alliance,
>keeping our size balanced, keeping up the level of
>communication. I would add that I pledge to be
>reasonable and always discuss the options and not try to
>ram my ideas down your throat.
These words resonate. Now we only need moves to match!
I tell myself to be patient and give the German a fair hearing, but he does
not give me enough to develop any confidence in him at all. I am ready to
move and it is only Monday.
By the way, do you have things squared away with Italy? Are you
comfortable in that quarter? He and I do chat a bit and it appears that he
too will open conventionally. He never even asked about a possible early
attack on France. However if you want me to say anything to him, I will.
Ivy
Message from Austria to France
> Russia seems friendly and we have agreed to keep in touch. I have the
> usual warm fuzzies from Germany and England. One never really knows whom
> will be the odd man out until someone shows their hand. Wish me luck.
Good luck!
France was singularly unsuccessful in the semifinals, apparently because
the other powers assumed that the top seeds chose it first, and thus,
France's geographic advantages were accompanied by a dangerously skilled
player. If that thinking carries over here, then you'll need all the luck
I can wish you.
Message from France to all
Sorry, this will be brief. I still need to catch up on
my other mail.
Tour de France Stage 2 Results:
After riding in a break of 16 for the last 20 kilometers
Rabobank rider Marc Wauters took the victory in Stage 2
of the 2001 Tour de France today. The expected contenders
for the overall victory--Moreau, defending champion Lance
Armstrong and Jan Ullrich--all survived the day without
incident.
This gives 10 points to Russia and puts Wauters in the
Yellow Jersey. Can he hold on for the Tour de France
victory? Time will tell.
Official Tally:
Austria (Domo-Farm Frites): 0 points
England (USPS): 0 points
France (Festina): 10 points
Germany (Telekom): 10 points
Italy (Fassa Bortolo): 0 points
Russia (Robobank): 10 points
Turkey (CSC): 0 points
Doug (O.N.C.E.): 0 points
Selected Standings:
1. Marc Wauters (RAB) 9 hours 40 minutes 17 seconds
3. Servais Knaven (DFF) @ :27
4. Christophe Moreau (FES) @ :27
9. Igor Gonzalez Galdeano (ONC) @ :30
11. Lance Armstrong (USP) @ :31
12. Jan Ullrich (TEL) @ :34
13. Florent Brard (FES) @ :34
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Italy
Roberto:
La Vie, C'est tres belle! Indeed!
Thank you for your explanation of the Alpine Chicken. I
had asked the Dauphin and he explained it to me as well.
And he did a little dance himself when I explained why I
was asking. He was hopping mad. He was angry with me
that I had promised that I had your neutrality, and here
you are threatening to move to Piedmont, contrary to your
earlier statement that you would not. He did calm down a
bit when I explained that you were merely telling me what
others had told you to do. At least now he is mad at
someone else and not at me. The Dauphin did suggest that
you go for a variation of the Lepanto. He said that
there is a great deal of flexibility with this opening
move. It can be used against Austria as well as Turkey.
In some variations you can annoy Germany. Anyone but
France!
According to your letter, 4 or 5 other people asked you
to move to Piedmont. Well, that would be just about
everyone, wouldn't. Either everyone is so afraid of the
Dauphin's military skill or I have succeeded in
alienating everyone! I usually take more time to annoy
people. This must be a new record.
Someone told me that France had done poorly in all the
semi-final games because people assumed that the best
players had chosen France and they ganged up on her.
Well, my first thought is I wonder how this person (who
will remain nameless) knows what happened in all three
games. At any rate. I will reply to them, and I will
repeat it to you, that the players who did the best in
Round 2 may not have been the best players from Round 1.
Therefore, the most dangerous players may be in other
countries. Also, it is entirely possible that the top
seeds chose less likely powers, just to put someone else
as the threat in the early going. It is very difficult
to know. Beside, all the powers are dangerous, so it
really does not matter who has what country.
I hope that I can count on you to keep our border
neutral. If you keep it that way, you will have two
benefits. The first is that you can count on neutrality
from me for a very long time. I have many other things
to do before I would start thinking about the
Mediterranean. Second, if your are threatened, and I
have the ability, I will glad send help, solely at your
request. As I have stated before. I want a viable Italy
to remain as my best defense to the south for a long,
long time. I hope to remain your best defense to the
west for just as long.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to England
Ivy Wingo:
>Is there a pattern here? Edna for England; Felicia for
France;
>R----- for Russia; etc?
I have no doubt that you are correct. I was thinking the
same thing about the name Felicia. I give the Austrian
credit for trying this. I often contemplated such a
plan. But it seemed like more trouble than it was worth.
We shall see how long before I get a message from Edna.
Although Felicia may tell her how cute I am and she may
write me on purpose ;-)
>I tell myself to be patient and give the German a fair
hearing,
>but he does not give me enough to develop any confidence
in
>him at all. I am ready to move and it is only Monday.
I understand what you are saying. I am sure that we will
both continue to talk with him through Spring of 1902.
But I expect that it will not change my initial
preference for you. I hope that the same will be true
for you. I do appreciate your honesty about the
situation. No need to tell each other lies that we will
not believe, and do not expect each other to believe.
>By the way, do you have things squared away with Italy?
>Are you comfortable in that quarter?
Well I was at first comfortable. But now he is making
noise about moving to Piedmont. He claims that everyone
else wants him to do so. Perhaps he just likes jerking
my chain. We shall see what comes of it. Anything that
you can do to persuade him to stick to the Southeast
would be great. After all, we want to try to establish
an IA vs. RT battle. This usually bogs down and gives us
time to settle our little end of the world. If Italy
comes after France, then ART can settle themselves too
soon. Similarly, we do not really want Russia to come
North and ignore the South.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Austria
Felicia:
>France was singularly unsuccessful in the semifinals,
>apparently because the other powers assumed that the
>top seeds chose it first, and thus, France's geographic
>advantages were accompanied by a dangerously skilled
>player. If that thinking carries over here, then you'll
need
>all the luck I can wish you.
I appreciate the sentiment. Thank you!
I have two things to say:
1) How do you know that France did poorly in all the
games? Did I miss out on some information?
2) The players who did the best in Round 2 may not have
been the best players from Round 1. Therefore, the most
dangerous players may be in other countries. Also, it is
entirely possible that the top seeds chose less likely
powers, just to put someone else as the threat in the
early going. It is very difficult to know. Beside, all
the powers are dangerous, so it really does not matter
who has what country. So is France or Turkey truly the
most dangerous?
What luck have you been having with Italy? Have you two
come to an agreement that you can believe in? It is
always so hard to know in 1901. But often you get a feel
for things.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Turkey
Ali Baba:
I have not heard from you lately. I trust that you were
not insulted by my teasing that your diplomats had to
stay on Corsica. They are welcome in Paris at any time.
In fact, we will not even count the towels in their
hotel rooms. We will just trust them.
Are you running into the same phenomena that I am. The
top seeds from Round 2 must have chosen France and
Turkey, therefore they are the most dangerous. We should
eliminate them. I have not heard these exact words, but
close enough to read between the lines. Too bad we
cannot band together; we are too far apart. But perhaps
we can share ideas on how to get through the early going
and put this danger behind us. Once the game gets to
1903, everyone will have forgotten about this issue. But
for now it is alive and dangerous.
I have tried to point out that all the players are
dangerous and that the top seeds may have taken other
powers to hide themselves. Any other ideas?
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to all
>I am sure that my good friends Prince Boar and/or
>Freddy will issue the necessary visas upon request
I would gladly issue Visas for the winner to travel to
Belgium. Simply pass through Munich and Ruhr and
everything will be just fine.
> Go Team O.N.C.E!
>Doug
That's the spirit!
-- Prince Boar
Message from Russia to all
> Rabobank rider Marc Wauters took the victory in Stage 2
> of the 2001 Tour de France today. This gives 10 points
> to Russia and puts Wauters in the Yellow Jersey. Can he
> hold on for the Tour de France victory? Time will tell.
Marc, Marc, he's our man, if he can't do it, well then
Lance can! (The United States Postal Service is unionized,
after all.)
V. I. Lenin,
European Union Steward for Russia.
Message from Austria to France
> 1) How do you know that France did poorly in all the
> games? Did I miss out on some information?
Good catch. No, I don't "know" it; but I do believe what I said is
accurate. On the one hand, since you and I probably (though not
necessarily) came from different semifinal games, we could learn more by
discussing this further. On the other hand, I suspect doing so would
annoy Doug, even if neither of us actually violate the EPHR injunction
against making a claim as to our real identities. On the gripping hand,
I could be a solo-winner France from one of the semis and just inventing
all the foregoing for diplomatic reasons.
And if it's true that the Frances did poorly in the semifinal rounds,
then it is not unlikely that the soloists from the semis might take that
into consideration in setting their final-round preferences.
Felicia
Message from Russia to France
> England is difficult to eliminate, especially
> once she gets too large. But any country
> can be eliminated in the medium range
Yes, but England and Turkey are especially difficult to eliminate,
indeed probably the most difficult to eliminate, if it's not done early.
(The fact that I'm sandwiched between them may influence my opinion,
slightly...8-)
> keep me apprised on how you see things.
Germany seems to be playing (or at least, negotiating) cautiously.
This, along with England's corner position, makes me view England as the
bigger threat, at the moment. Would you care to share your appraisal of the
Eastern Powers?
Cordially,
Czar Nicholas II.
Message from France to Russia
Czar Nicholas:
I understand your point. England is a difficult bird to
crack once she gets too big. And perhaps he is the
greater danger. I will certainly keep that in mind as
things progress. You opinion may change as you see what
Germany does about Denmark in the Fall. Let's continue
to keep an open dialogue, hoping to avoid making the
opposite choice and cause problems for ourselves.
My assessment of the Eastern powers? Well, Italy is
trying to be flaking, but I suspect that he is competent
and has friends in Sicily that will cut your throat if
you so much as look away. Other than that he seems like
a nice guy. I have heard essentially nothing from
Turkey, so I do not know about him. Austria may be the
easiest prey, but I do not know if you would then prefer
to keep him around and focus on the dangerous ones. Do
you want to go for the corners at both ends of the world
and weed out your long term threats? The only thing that
I do know is that Italy and Austria seem to be getting
along OK.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to England
Ivy Wingo:
I believe that I saw a relative of yours on TV. His name
was Trey Wingo and he is a Sports Announcer on ESPN
Sports Center. I never really payed attention to his
name before, until I met you. See how you are broadening
my horizons. For that I thank you.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Germany
Emperor Frederick:
Have you had time to further ponder our opening moves? I
have my default moves in for our bounce in Burgundy. But
I definitely do not want to move to Burgundy, if you are
not ordering Munich there.
We should also being to talk about longer term plans. I
thank you for indulging me in discussions about alliances
and such. But it is obvious that there will be no
Western Triple Alliance. Therefore two of us will team
up on the third. I certainly want to avoid being the
third. I image that you feel the same way.
Based on our discussions on alliances, you must suspect
that I wish to convince you that England is a more
dangerous choice for you than France. France has a lot
to offer you. After England, we have different avenues
of expansions on opposite sides of the board (you Russia,
me Italy). France is also loyal and willing to strive to
avoid the pitfalls where one of us feels we must stab the
other. We have enough centers between us that we can
trade them back and forth to keep our alliance even,
hence not have one get nervous about the other.
I will also always discussion any options and strive to
make sure that we are both comfortable with alliance and
our security. I will not ignore your questions,
especially when they are difficult ones.
Finally, I will provide to you the bike from the winner
of the Tour de France, autographed by the ride himself!
Let's at least talk about the possibilities and not just
assume that the other knows we are interest.
-- Prince Boar
Message from Master to Austria and France
usin@thekleimans.com said:
>On the other hand, I suspect doing so would annoy Doug, even if
>neither of us actually violate the EPHR injunction against making a
>claim as to our real identities.
This is correct. Let's not talk about the second round games, okay?
Just play this one.
Doug
Message from England to France
Good Prince Boar,
> >>By the way, do you have things squared away with Italy?
>>Are you comfortable in that quarter?
>Well I was at first comfortable. But now he is making
>noise about moving to Piedmont. He claims that everyone
>else wants him to do so.
Very interesting. Two easterners have suggested that I target France as an
enemy, but no one other than yourself thinks I should go after Germany. I
think I know what is going on here. Your press, public and private, has
identified you as a very likeable person. You are someone who is fun to
play Diplomacy with. The experienced, sophisticated players of this game
recognize that those characteristics mark a dangerous player. So, as much
as they like and admire the man behind the French persona, they think it
best to get rid of him. Make sense?
Thinking out loud now: perhaps in a game like this it is best to restrict
one's charms to one or two neighbors while lying low in broadcasts and
letters sent to distant realms.
>I believe that I saw a relative of yours on TV. His name
>was Trey Wingo and he is a Sports Announcer on ESPN
>Sports Center.
Yes! I saw him for the first time this week in some sort of ESPN promo.
Has to be a relative.
Ivy
Message from France to England
Ivy:
>Thinking out loud now: perhaps in a game like this i
>is best to restrict one's charms to one or two
>neighbors while lying low in broadcasts and
>letters sent to distant realms.
An interesting philosophy. If I was smart I would adhere
to it. But I value my enjoyment too much. Hence I
intend to have fun, despite the consequences. I will
also choose a long term ally based as much on enjoyment
as strategic reasons. A flaw, but an acceptable one in
my opinion.
As for my charms being the reason that others suggest
that you attack me. That is nice of you to say. I have
received a similar letter about you, being more dangerous
that Germany based on your style. However, in my case I
think that it may also do something with my being France.
France is a popular choice. Hence the player choosing
France must have done well in Round 2. Hence he is
dangerous, so let's get rid of him. For one thing, the
best players may have hid themselves in other countries
to avoid this phenomena. Secondly, we are all dangerous
players. I think that you and I need to stick together
to deal with this they are dangerous so let's get 'em
phenomena.
-- Prince Boar
Message [from France] to all
BG> Holey Negotiations Diploman, things seem to heating up, but so far the
negotiations have been slow.
DM> Yes, Boy Gambit, things have been a bit slow.
BG> But one guy rambles on about unions, another goes on and on about a bike
race, and a third says nothing but blahs. Don't they know there is a game of
Diplomacy going on?
DM> Well, relationships take time to build. Besides, some people insist on
taking all the time allotted.
BG> Well, myself and the other observers are falling asleep here. I wish that
they would just get on with it.
DM> Be patient Boy Gambit. You know that we must be ever vigilant to seek out
the betrayer, the liar, the stabber and bring them to justice. That is our
role.
BG>ZZZZZZZzzzzz
Message from Russia to France
>I understand your point. England is a difficult bird to crack once she
>gets too big. And perhaps he is the
>greater danger.
Rest assured, I'm not trying to imply that you
HAVE to attack England for us to cooperate, or even
that I feel you SHOULD attack Ivy. You asked a
hypothetical question regarding my preference
regarding your first target, and I've attempted to
lay out the reasons why I feel it makes more sense
for you to attack England first. That is all.
>Do you want to go for the corners at both ends?
If we could accomplish this, it would make meeting
in the middle a much more straight-forward process. :-)
Nick.
Message from Turkey to all
My fellow conspirators,
I have been having ISP problems that have prevented me from replying to
press, and in some cases prevented me from receiving them. I am using
alternate methods to get this message through. The scoundrels that formerly
provided these so-called "services" have been executed and replaced, and our
communications centre will be in full operating status by this evening. If
you have sent anything to me in the last few days, please re-send.
Apologies for this untimely inconvenience.
Ali Baba
Message from Turkey to France
Prince Boar,
Many thanks for your letters of introduction. I truly regret that the
failure of my communication apparatus cause me to miss out on your kind
invitation to Corsica. I trust that your metal detectors have been put to
some other good use. In any case, I assure you I would never have brought
anything that would have set off a metal detector.
Unfortunately, my technical difficulties have apparently disrupted my spy
network. Not a single one reported any of the "top seed" rumors you
expressed. Whatever would make anyone think such a thing? In any case, I
must say that I approve of your conclusions: that we should simply eliminate
them. I like the way you think; and I'd love to hear more about any such
plan.
I assure you I have done nothing to encourage Italy to open anti-French. I
hope and trust that likewise you have not been pointing him my way. I agree
that an Italian focus against Austria might work to our mutual advantage,
but how to accomplish it? Austria has encouraged me to build fleets and go
after Italy, but if I leak such a thing, what's to convince Italy that it's
true? Such a blatant move could easily backfire.
I have so far not received much beyond the usual warm & fuzzies from my
neighbors, and many of my negotiations remain unresolved. I'll be glad to
keep you posted as things evolve, and I hope you might slip me some word of
activity in the Western Triangle.
Sincerely,
Ali Baba
Message from France to all
Tour de France Stage 3 Results:
Erik Zabel (Telekom) proved again
why he's been the winner of the
Tour's green jersey for best
sprinter five times as he blew
through an uphill sprint at the end
of today's stage Seen at
the front of the race in the late
going were defending Tour champ
Lance Armstrong (USPS), and
hopefuls Jan Ullrich (Telekom) and
Christophe Moreau.
I thought that the TdF was a long haul race and not one
for sprinters. But it looks like a sprinter is stealing
the show for now. Can Zabel avoid the early leader
syndrom and not have all the other powers conspiring to
beat him down! Emperor Frederick best watch out. This
may work against him :-)
This gives 10 more points to Germany and likely sets him
up for 20 more points for the Green Jersey.
Official Tally:
Austria (Domo-Farm Frites): 0 points
England (USPS): 0 points
France (Festina): 10 points
Germany (Telekom): 20 points
Italy (Fassa Bortolo): 0 points
Russia (Robobank): 10 points
Turkey (CSC): 0 points
Doug (O.N.C.E.): 0 points
Selected Standings:
1. Stuart O'Grady (C.A.)14-hours 15-minutes 44-seconds
2. Christophe Moreau (FES) @ :17-seconds
5. Igor Gonzalez Galdeano (ONC) @ :20
7. Lance Armstrong (USP) @ :21
8. Erik Zabel (TEL) @ :23
9. Jan Ullrich (TEL) @ :24
10. Florent Brard (FES) @ :24
12. Joseba Beloki (ONC) @ :30
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Germany
Emperor Frederick:
I was hoping for 38 Km, a step down from your 38 mi, but
quite a distance for me. My route only took me 28.5 Km.
It was long enough, my family was organizing a search
party to go look for me. I did not go as fast as I
liked, but had enough for a couple sprints at the end.
It is always good to zoom past the neighbors, it makes
them think that you are better than you are. :-)
I guess that you are out biking as I have not heard from
you. Enjoy yourself. Hmm, I hope that you are not too
shocked by my message to write, or perhaps you are
spending all your time negotiating my demise with
England. Must...Control...The...Paranoia! :-)
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Turkey
Ali Baba:
>In any case, I assure you I would never have brought
>anything that would have set off a metal detector.
Well, the German officials helmets, you know the ones
with the spikey points on them, set off the alarms. Even
after they rooms the caps, the plates in their ends still
set off the darn things. Sigh, technology brings more
problems than it is worth some times.
I am glad that you have not been running into the "top
seed dangerous issue". Perhaps it is only France that
gets it. Or maybe, you have just not snuffed it out.
Beware! :-0 OK, maybe I am just more paranoid than you.
But I did like your interpretation of my statements.
Let's just wipe them out. It was not exactly what I
meant, but I like it just the same. The only problem is
that you are over there, and I am over here. Perhaps it
is a good long term goal however.
It is interesting that Austria wants you to send your
fleets towards Italy. Perhaps that means that Italy is
headed my way, at least Austria thinks so. Well, I am
all for you moving fleets out into the open waters. It
will get Italy's attention at least. Perhaps it is a
good idea to be on Russia's good side?
I am not trying to sick Italy on you. I am merely trying
to negotiate neutrality. I really do not care if he
attacks Austria or you. Although it would hamper our
long term goal of a FT two-way if he attacked you. I
trust that you can effectively manipulate the situation
in your favor.
Finally, what is happening the west? Well, everyone is
being real coy and cautious. I do not expect anything
dramatic to happen early. I think that people are
nervous about the competition and do not want to make a
stupide mistake, like attacking Russia when he was siding
with you, but Austria attack you. Simply substitute
England, Germany, and France for Austria, Turkey, and
Russia (in any arrangement) and you get the same thing.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Italy
Roberto:
Is everything OK with you and Austria? I have nothing
definate, but based on bits and pieces, it does not seem
like there is that tight Austrian-Italian alliance that
is so often necessary. I would not want to see you
focussed west while Turkish fleets or Austrian armies
walk in your back door.
OH by the way, I consulted the Royal Chef. He says that
the dish Alpine Chicken is out-dated these days. People
much prefer Roast Turkey, or if they want to splurge on
the unhealthy side, they go for Austrian Dumpling! Just
thought I would let you know, as you seem to be a man who
loves life, and food is an important part of the
enjoyment!
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Russia
Czar Nicolas:
I am sorry. I did not mean to imply that you were
speaking in a way other than hypotheticaly. I was
speaking in that manner as well.
Some more hypothetical talk for you. If France were to
join an RFG alliance to eliminate the which in the
corner, we would want to make certain that Germany is
firmly on board. We have not gotten the feeling that
Germany strongly wants to work with France. In that
case, we would hypothetical, and naturally, lean towards
working with England. In such a possible FGR future, we
may have to count on you to help convince the German, and
then convince me of his sincerity.
On a related note. What happened to your man in
Robobank? He puts on the Yellow Jersey and then he falls
off the face of the earth? Does Lenin have him out
canvassing for Union rights amoung the spectators? Those
wooden signs draped over his front and back must really
slow him down!
-- Prince Boar
Message from Russia to all
Major thunderstorm fried my modem. The replacement is working, finally,
but it's late, and I'm annoyed, so I'll try to contact everyone tomorrow.
Russia.
Message from Germany to all
It's that one two punch. Or is that a one-a and a two-a?
Zabel will win more stages and the green jersey. In the mountains we
have Ullrich. Can Team Telekom be stopped? Time will tell.
> I thought that the TdF was a long haul race and not one
> for sprinters. But it looks like a sprinter is stealing
> the show for now. Can Zabel avoid the early leader
> syndrom and not have all the other powers conspiring to
> beat him down! Emperor Frederick best watch out. This
> may work against him :-)
>
> This gives 10 more points to Germany and likely sets him
> up for 20 more points for the Green Jersey.
Message from Germany to France
Sorry that I'm been slow on getting back to you. I've been watching
TDF on TV. Amazing stuff. Much more exciting than this game. I'll
make some serious proposals tomorrow.
(I'm also working on girlfriends. I'm enjoying the TDF more, but they
are softer.
Freddy
Message from France to England
Ivy Wingo:
So have you heard much from Germany lately? I have heard
from him only sparingly. We then talk about Biking and
not Diplomacy. I am jsut wondering if you are having the
same experiences. The game seems to have slowed down.
We need to get the first moves going.
Otherwise, I hope things are going well. The Dauphin and
I busy ourselves playing Chess. He likes to may battle
sounds, especially when he moves his Horse. I always try
to trade my Bishop or Knight for his Knight, just to
annoy the heck out of him. But then he says something
annoying like, "Talk about separation of Church and
State, I separated that Church from the state of the
Board" when he takes my Bishop. We are passing time
waiting for something to happen.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to all
Tour de France Stage 3 Results:
Official Report:
Former UCI #1 rider Laurent Jalabert (CSC), proved to be
too strong for breakaway partner Ludo Dierckxens (Lampre)
as he took the two-man sprint to win the 215-kilometer
fourth stage of the 2001 Tour de France from Huy to
Verdun.
Aussie Stuart O'Grady (C.A.) managed to keep his the
yellow leader's jersey that he won yesterday, despite a
number of serious breakaways thoughout the day. Defending
champ Lance Armstrong (USPS) stayed clear of trouble and
is still in a good position to vie for a third
consecutive win.
Prince Boar's commentary:
I wonder why they keep talking about Lance And Jan
Ullrich as favorites when they cannot manage to even
break into the top 5. Perhaps when the road gets tough
in the Pyrenees. It is clear that Moreau of Team Festina
is the true favorite! :-)
Atleast a new great power gather some points as the
Turks' team, CSC takes the stage! Congratulations to Ali
Baba.
Official Tally:
Austria (Domo-Farm Frites): 0 points
England (USPS): 0 points
France (Festina): 10 points
Germany (Telekom): 20 points
Italy (Fassa Bortolo): 0 points
Russia (Robobank): 10 points
Turkey (CSC): 10 points
Doug (O.N.C.E.): 0 points
Selected Standings:
1. Stuart O'Grady (C.A.) 19-hours 32-minutes 49-seconds
3. Christophe Moreau (FES) @ :23
5. Igor Gonzalez Galdeano (ONC) @ :26
7. Lance Armstrong (USP) @ :27
8. Jan Ullrich (TEL) @ :30
9. Florent Brard (FES) @ :30
-- Prince Boar
Message from Germany to France
Prince Boar:
Diplomacy is more important than biking? I disagree. This is a
game. TDF is life. (Maybe that's a little over the top)
OLN is broadcasting live. Starting at 9:30 am EST. Which means that
the race is usually half over when they start. But then it's live the
rest of the way. So I turn on my VCR. At work I go to the OLNTV.com
site. The sound from the TV show is available there, if you have a fast
connection.
Kevin Livingston from USPS is on Telekom this year. He was a name that
I remember from last year. I think the Russian replaced him. MAybe
that was a step up?
I'm submitting orders to go to Burgundy. I'm also going to Denmark.
As you point out this will leave Belgium free of German interference in
the fall. This will leave possession of this gem as negotiable between
you and England. Perhaps not the best move for me, but the other option
is not to go to Denmark or Burgundy. If I go to Ruhr, you'll be in
Burgundy, and I'll just have to retreat to Munich, or chance leaving it
open. Truthfully, I wouldn't go for building three in this game. Too
much chance that I'll become a target of everyone around me. I wouldn't
be surprised if you feel the same. I could also not go to Denmark,
but I don't want to give England the opportunity to bounce me out of
there. More importantly, I want to have the Sweden bounce as a tool to
find out what Russia is up too. I have no idea if I'll bounce him out
of Sweden, but I want that option, if he doesn't concentrate on the
south.
I'll send a lot more press after the first move. That's when things
will get 'interesting'.
Why won't there be a Western Triple, at least early? I haven't brought
it up, but neither has anyone else. I wonder why?
I'm ridden over 1200 miles this summer, so far. Making this my best
summer yet. That 38 miles was just a recreation cruise. Three days
before I went 77 miles.
Plus a couple of weeks ago I did 300 miles in 4 days. That was fun.
I'd like to ride across the country, but am too old.
I'll be off on a weekend getaway on Friday. But I should be able to
respond tomorrow again. I don't have DIP at work. It's too
distracting, I need to get some work done there.
Two stage wins already. Ye Ha.
Frederick McMVXII
Message from France to Germany
Frederick:
Thank you for the note. I will confirm the bounce in
Burgundy. It does have some advantages. It gives up
better options for defense of our homeland against Italy.
It also allows us to point out to whomever that we do not
trust each other very much. Just in case that is useful.
As for the Triple Alliance. I have often found that it
is just a ploy to get someone to turn their back so the
other two can stab them more easily. Also, many times it
is suggested early because people are being polite and
feel uncomfortable acknowledging that someone in our
group is likely to be ganged up on by the other two.
Well, in this game we must all be mature enough to know
what is coming and do not feel the need to pretend
otherwise. That is at least why I never mentioned it.
>I'm ridden over 1200 miles this summer, so far.
>Making this my best summer yet. That 38 miles was just
> a recreation cruise.
Don't make me cry. I will be lucky to find the time to
ride 38 miles at once. My best ever was a century. I
could not walk for a few days afterwards :-) Of course
there were two long periods of down pouring rain and the
last third was into a strong headwind (the kind that
makes the flag look stiff :-0)
>Three days before I went 77 miles. Plus a couple of
>weeks ago I did 300 miles in 4 days. That was fun.
>I'd like to ride across the country, but am too old.
Never say that! You are never too old. It is a state of
mind! :-)
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Italy
Roberto:
How are things going? I have not heard much from you. I
assume that you are busy negotiating in the south. I
actually do not mind not hearing from Austria, Turkey and
Russia. But as one of my nearest neighbors, I feel the
urge to talk to you more.
Just drop me a line letting me know how things are going.
Feel free to be honest. If there are still pressure for
you to attack me, I am happy to discuss the reasons for
doing something else. Otherwise, I want to make certain
that I do not badger you by going on and on about a moot
point.
I of course do not expect you to tell me your plans or
your opening. But if you ever want a friendly ear to
discuss options, even hypothetically, I am here for you.
-- Prince Boar
Message from Russia to France
Prince Boar,
> If France were to join an RFG alliance to eliminate
> the witch in the corner, we would want to make
> certain that Germany is firmly on board. We have
> not gotten the feeling that Germany strongly wants
> to work with France.
Frederick seems determined to avoid making
promises or commitments before Fall 1901. I would
not blame you for allying with Ivy, though that is,
I think, more risky for both of us.
> In such a possible FGR future, we may have to count
> on you to help convince the German, and then
> convince me of his sincerity.
I have had very little luck, so far, in
convincing Germany to do, or not do, anything, but
I will continue to lobby him in favor of FGR vs. E.
> On a related note. What happened to your man in
> Robobank? He puts on the Yellow Jersey and then he
> falls off the face of the earth? Does Lenin have
> him out canvassing for Union rights among the
> spectators? Those wooden signs draped over his
> front and back must really slow him down!
Precisely. Lenin's focus is, in some ways,
commendable, but I do wish he would concentrate his
attentions on say, the German team.
Czar Nicholas II.
Message from England to France
Good Prince Boar,
>So have you heard much from Germany lately? I have heard
>from him only sparingly.
I wonder it the German really cares much about this game. He writes
briefly and infrequently. He does claim to be my ally and says he has
agreed to bounce you in Burgundy. His last message was about as long as
what I have just written. What he doesn't convey is any sense of
reliability or committment or zest for the endeavor.
Actually, press from others has diminished as well. We need to see moves
to get the blood stirring.
My wife and I saw a terrific movie last night. You would like the movie,
since it was in French (with subtitles for folks like me). "The Widow of
St. Pierre." Best movie I've seen in a year.
Also, I was out chasing butterflies today. Really! Life is so exciting.
Ivy Wingo
Message from Italy to Austria, England, France, Germany, Russia, and Turkey
My sincere apologies for less than punctual in returning press. Real life
as gotten the best of me the last couple of days. Don't feel 'special' that
you haven't heard from me the last couple of days - I've 'ignored' each of
you equally.
I promise first thing tomorrow morning (Friday) to send a message to all.
Once again, my apologies.
Life is Beautiful (except when it interferes with my Diplomacy),
Roberto
Message from France to all
Tour de France Stage 5 Results:
The fifth stage of the Tour de France is a team trial
stage. Each member of the team gets assigned the time of
the slowest member. The teams therefore ride together
and try to help each other. In most trials so far, the
difference between first and second place has been 0-3
seconds. In this stage Team Credit Agricole finished
almost a half a minute faster than the next team and
almost a minute ahead the the next. The fourth team,
USPS, was almost a minute and a half behind.
This is quite an accomplishment for Credit Agricole since
they were not expected to contend. They must have been
inspired by the fact that one of their team mates is
wearing the Yellow Jersey. O'Grady should hold that lead
for a while, perhaps until the Mountain stages.
NO one gets any points. But at least it is a French team
with the lead. Too bad it is not the one that is riding
for me (Festina).
Selected Standings:
1. Stuart O'Grady (C.A.) 20 hours, 54 minutes 21 seconds
4. Igor G. Galdeano (ONC) @ :57
8. Christophe Moreau (FES) @ 1:17
15. Lance Armstrong (USP) @ 1:53
19. Jan Ullrich (TEL) @ 2:20
24. Michael Boogerd (RAB) @ 2:47
Message from Germany to all
I will be away this weekend. So my next message to anyone will be on
Monday.
This will give you all a good opportunity to blame everything on me.
Sorry, but my schedule calls for me having way too much fun this
weekend.
Frederick XCMXXMVVIII the 3rd
Message from France to Austria
Ms. Felicia:
I trust that things are going well. It has been a quiet
game so far. Turkey had ISP problems, Germany was busy
with other things, Italy was dealing with real life. At
least I have always been here. But you and I have not
taken much advantage of that.
I hope that you are working things out with Italy. I
believe that Turkey and Russia will open conservatively
and initially stick together. No one wants to make a
mistake and attack the wrong person. Some wise advice.
Yourself and Italy probably want to show solidarity until
you are sure that there is no Juggernaut.
Have you gotten any hint about where German and English
loyalties might lie. I just get warm fuzzies from them.
Perhaps you might hear a bit more that you can share.
At any rate. I wish you the best this season. I hope
that things go your way.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to England
Ivy:
>I wonder it the German really cares much about
>this game.
Well, I have to tell you. I personally need an ally that
I can count out. I do not want to be struggling to
negotiate a tricky situation or not be able to discuss
some last minute cool plan that I have. Communication is
the key ingredient in an effective alliance. I think
that it is pretty obvious which ally I will choose. I
hope (believe?) that you feel the same way.
>agreed to bounce you in Burgundy.
Yes he suggested it. I agreed 3 days ago and last night
he did confirm it. I will move to MAO, Picardy and
Burgundy (bounce). How is that for showing some faith in
you? :-)
>My wife and I saw a terrific movie last night. You
>would like the movie, since it was in French (with
>subtitles for folks like me). "The Widow of
>St. Pierre." Best movie I've seen in a year.
I have not heard of it. But then again the only movies I
really get to see in a theater are made by Disney.
Perhaps I will rent it with Hidden Dragon, Crouching
Tiger, or whatever that movie is called. They both have
subtitles. At least I will not have to worry about the
Dauphin tagging along. He always asks me to explain
things to him, which is distracting. But he probably
will not like the movie that you suggested, no armies and
tanks, I am guessing.
I wish you the best of luck this season. May it be all
that you dream it will be.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Germany
Frederick:
Thank you for your note. I am confirming the bounce in
Burgundy. It is a good compromise in this game. I am
sure that we can still put things to our best advantage
in the long run.
Have you heard anything about an Italian opening? Has he
and Austria agreed not to move to Tyrolia?
I wish you the best of luck this season.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Italy
Roberto:
>Life is Beautiful (except when it interferes with
>my Diplomacy)
Nonsense. Life is always beautiful. It is diplomacy
that can sometimes get ugly. I hope that whatever issues
you were dealing with turned out well.
Perhaps we will get time to chat before the deadline. If
not, I wish you the very best this season.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Russia
Czar Nicolas:
I think it wise that Lenin is concentrating on the
Germans. The French are true racers and would run over
anyone trying to distract them. We may not always be the
fastest riders but we are the most passionate!
I guess that you must be relieved now that Turkey is
finally communicating. It must have been frustrating
writing to him and not hearing back. Perhaps that caused
you to make an alliance with Austria? Just be careful
that Italy and Austria are not setting you up. Caution
may be the best opening move, so you do not attack the
wrong person.
No matter what your difficult choices may be, I wish you
the best luck, at least within the union rules.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Turkey
Ali Baba:
Have you managed to recover from your absence. It is
always a bad time to not communicate, the beginning of
the game. With Italy not around for a while, that gave
Russia and Austria a lot of time to talk to each other.
I am sure that you can talk your way back into the mix.
May Allah smile on you and your camel always spit down
wind (especially when you are riding it).
-- Prince Boar
Message from England to France
Good Prince Boar,
[And to our Master, who probably intercepts the mail.]
Some fancy game this is. Turkey and Russia can't talk because of computer
problems. Germany is off in another world. Italy too is distracted. And
Austria - who is Austria talking to? Certainly not to England, but then
when do England and Austria ever talk in 1901?
It's impossible to get a conspiracy under way.
And Doug is saving all of this? What will future novices think when they
search these dispatches hoping for instruction and inspiration?
Me? I think I'll go away for a couple of months. Don't worry, I've phased
the next ten years of moves.
Actually I will be gone most of tomorrow, but expect to be able to check
the mail briefly in the morning and evening.
Ivy Wingo
Message from Austria to France
> Have you gotten any hint about where German and English
> loyalties might lie. I just get warm fuzzies from them.
That is more than I have gotten from them.
Felicia, for Austria-Hungary, by the grace of Archduke Ferdinand
Message from Russia to France
> I guess that you must be relieved now that Turkey is
> finally communicating. It must have been frustrating
> writing to him and not hearing back. Perhaps that caused
> you to make an alliance with Austria? Just be careful
> that Italy and Austria are not setting you up. Caution
> may be the best opening move, so you do not attack the
> wrong person.
Everyone seems to like me, except perhaps Frederick,
who has been unwilling to acknowledge my claim to Swe,
(though it's been quite some time since I've heard from Italy,)
so I don't see myself attacking anyone right out of the box.
I expect that I'll make that decision in S1902.
Nick.
Message from Germany to France
Prince Boar:
I'm happy with the bounce in BUR. You certainly don't want me in
there, and I feel better without you there.
It also allows both of us to sit tight on one front. It's never a bad
idea to hold in MAR the first turn. In case Italy gets some ideas.
One of those ideas being a move to TYR, so holding in MUN also works for
me.
Obviously my other main option was to go to RUHR. But that leaves you
in BUR (more than likely) so a retreat back to MUN will often be the
next move.
Italy has been fairly quiet. Sounds like he has a busy summer like me.
Austria sends the usual; Hi how ya doin. You're a stud, lets be
friends.
What's your opinion of Russia? To me he seems to be less of a
communicative wiz than either you or England.
My what a nice bunch of guys we have. I suppose that's to be expected.
Previous games there always seemed to be a one of more guys who I just
couldn't snuggle up against. This group is special in more than one
way. Perhaps the game should be called charisma instead of titleist. I
almost want to just sit tight and be friends with everyone. I'll set
draw if you will. ;-)
Frederick XXXXXIV
Message from Italy to France
You can let your brother know that the move ven-pie in Spring 1901 has been
removed from the board and is not an option. My spaghetti tossing advisors
have convinced me that it is a poor opening tactic.
You had previously asked about Austria. I'm not sure where you received
your information that AI was having problems. Austria has proven to be a
fine diplomat and I am happy to call him a friend and potential ally.
Perhaps the Turk was leaking false information.
We wish you the best of luck in the coming season and hope to maintain a
peaceful western border for years to come.
Just for kicks and hypothetically of course, in conjunction with rom-apu and
nap-ion, how would you rank the following Venetian moves?
ven hold
ven - tus
ven - rom
ven - tyr
ven - tri
Life is Beautiful,
Roberto
Message from Turkey to France
Prince Boar,
> Have you managed to recover from your absence. It is
> always a bad time to not communicate, the beginning of
> the game. With Italy not around for a while, that gave
> Russia and Austria a lot of time to talk to each other.
> I am sure that you can talk your way back into the mix.
Ah, the fox is in the henhouse now. I have been communicating with Russia
and Austria, and rather thought I was in the mix. What have you heard?
> May Allah smile on you and your camel always spit down
> wind (especially when you are riding it).
Likewise, I'm sure. Except the bit about the camel. You don't have camels
in France, do you?
Ali Baba
Message from France to Italy
Roberto:
>ven hold
>ven - tus
>ven - rom
>ven - tyr
>ven - tri
When I play Italy, I almost always open to Tyrolia. It
ticks off the German, but I want to make certain that
there is early G-E alliance against France. It also
opens up the possibility of Munich, Vienna, or Trieste in
the fall, but I typically sit tight in Tyrolia or bounce
Austria somewhere. Tyrolia is a powerful place to be.
It is not necessarily a move against Germany. It also
opens up the possibility for a move to Bohemia in the
fall.
My second choice is to hold. It sounds boring, but it is
safe and leaves options for the future.
Do not forget the Rom -> Ven, Ven -> Apu option. It
accomplishes the same thing as Ven hold, but it is more
interesting.
I am glad to hear that things are going well with you and
Austria. I should not even repeat rumors as they are
almost always false at this stage of the game. It was
just something about Turkish fleets into the Mediterrean.
Something that neither one of us wants. Hopefully it is
false.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Italy
Roberto:
>When I play Italy, I almost always open to Tyrolia. It
>ticks off the German, but I want to make certain that
>there is early G-E alliance against France.
I meant to type "there is NO early G-E alliance...."
See what happens when you edit your sentences after
writing them, and then you do not proofread! :-)
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Turkey
Ali Baba:
>Likewise, I'm sure. Except the bit about the camel.
>You don't have camels in France, do you?
But of course not. We ride our bikes everywhere. That
is why we are such good racers.
Glad to hear things are going well. I hope that you and
Russia were able to work things out concerning the Black
Sea. A bounce is always so safe, but moving to
Constantinople is so much strong. Either one is fine as
long as you and Russia see eye-to-eye.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Germany
Frederick:
I am sorry, France cannot set draw. The Dauphin says
that we will fight to the death! Or at least until 1905,
then we shall see.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to Russia
Czar Nicolas:
I am sure that everyone does like you. What is not to
like? The single eye brow is very fashionable these days
;-) And the evil eye, it is all the rage with the
ladies! :-)
Talk to you on the other side of the moves.
-- Prince Boar
Message from France to all
What a lucky day to have our first deadline! My
astrologer says that it will be a good day for me. I
just do not know why he was sweating so much, the air
conditioning was on? At any rate, I am sending you all a
four-leaf clover, just to cover your fate. I have
millions of clover in my yard, it should not be hard to
find a few with four leaves.
-- Prince Boar
Message from Master to England and France
England said:
>[And to our Master, who probably intercepts the mail.]
Indeed.
>And Doug is saving all of this? What will future novices think when
>they search these dispatches hoping for instruction and inspiration?
Maybe everyone else is telepathic . . .
>Me? I think I'll go away for a couple of months. Don't worry, I've
>phased the next ten years of moves.
Holds and disbands, I presume . . .
;-)
Doug
Message from England to France
Good Prince,
You may wish to know that I have in hand a flurry of last minute
dispatches. If there ever was a danger to the French regime, that danger
has passed.
Congratulations.
I hope that I am in the same situation.
I truly, truly wish that you and I live to fight it out as old men. As
young men, we first have the world to conquer. I echo your earlier
thoughts on our compatibility. You are the kind of partner that I look for
in this business. In spite of all the hype for "titleist" no one else is
measuring up. Probably the timing was bad.
Ivy
Message from France to England
Ivy:
>I truly, truly wish that you and I live to fight it out
>as old men. As young men, we first have the world to
>conquer. I echo your earlier thoughts on our
>compatibility
Hear hear!
I just wish that we could get started on it! I have my
orders in, without wait. But it seems that someone has
not yet sent in orders. I can't image being late when we
had 10 days to negotiate! :-)
-- Prince Boar
Message from Master to all
Moves are due tonight, everyone. Some have 'wait' set, which is perfectly
fine. But if someone has failed to submit orders after ten days of
negotiation, I'm going to be upset . . .
Also, the following deadlines will be at 48hr intervals, not landing on
weekends. So this game is destined to pick up speed.
Doug
Message from France to Italy
Roberto:
>You can let your brother know that the move ven-pie in
>Spring 1901 has been removed from the board and is not
>an option.
The Dauphin is quite pleased. He even gave me a bonus.
I get to have an extra dessert tonight.
Let me see, will it be Claudia, Cloquette, Marguerite?
I mean whom will I share the dessert with, of course!
-- Prince Boar
Austria: Army Budapest → Serbia
Austria: Fleet Trieste → Albania
Austria: Army Vienna → Trieste (*bounce*)
England: Fleet Edinburgh → Norwegian Sea
England: Army Liverpool → Yorkshire
England: Fleet London → North Sea
France: Fleet Brest → Mid-Atlantic Ocean
France: Army Marseilles → Burgundy (*bounce*)
France: Army Paris → Picardy
Germany: Army Berlin → Kiel
Germany: Fleet Kiel → Denmark
Germany: Army Munich → Burgundy (*bounce*)
Italy: Fleet Naples → Ionian Sea
Italy: Army Rome → Apulia
Italy: Army Venice → Trieste (*bounce*)
Russia: Army Moscow → St Petersburg
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol → Black Sea (*bounce*)
Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (south coast) → Gulf of Bothnia
Russia: Army Warsaw → Ukraine
Turkey: Fleet Ankara → Black Sea (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Constantinople → Bulgaria
Turkey: Army Smyrna → Constantinople
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